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Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation


Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

British Constitution
Loquacious Transubstantiate
Passive-aggressive disorder
Specificity


Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You're Drunk

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more alcohol for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right, I can't jump over that table!

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Anybody wanna fuck?

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StraddleMyNose

Jan 4 @ 6:42PM  
I'll be sure to try to say some of these words when and if I ever get drunk again.
girlcountry

Jan 4 @ 7:15PM  
How true that is!! And don't ask me how I know!!
somnium

Jan 4 @ 7:33PM  
Anybody wanna fuck?

No matter what condition you're in Sunshine, if you were to say that... or a reasonable facsimile thereof to me, I promise you I'd understand it!


sugarnspice005

Jan 4 @ 8:03PM  
I get drunk I can't talk anyway....I'm too busy laughing!
somnium

Jan 4 @ 8:18PM  
I've been known to say: "it's a good thing I'm driving because I'm in no condition to walk!"

ksk72

Jan 4 @ 9:20PM  
Ok I will have to admit some of those things do become difficult to say




Hell YES!!! and I am gonna
Taisen

Jan 4 @ 9:36PM  
Well shit, some of that I can't even say sober !!!! LOL

One word I have the most difficult time with no mater what sober or drunk is worchestershire. Hubby is always correcting me on it. Plus, I say crayons funny so I have been told...
scotsavant

Jan 4 @ 10:18PM  
yes, please...

and my tough one is aluminum

or almunium

or malumimun

or alunimim

or how about ....

limnolnenum

lumnuilmenum

linnolminum

or even worse....

alunminam lamnilmonam

sorry, now I'm too confused to fuck. Perhaps next time...

1bunny629

Jan 4 @ 11:34PM  
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Nope, no more alcohol for me.
,,,like when they say " LAST CALL"...everyone immediately pays, tips, thanks you for your service and lines up to walk out the door....just doesn't happen! as far as all those other wored, such as Indubitably...I can't say that sober!
ShadowMale

Jan 5 @ 12:47AM  
LAST CALL

As a former bouncer at a night club, I think LAST CALL to a drunk person means call your other drunk friends and have them come over and join you.
KitKat25

Jan 5 @ 4:05AM  
Loquacious Transubstantiate

Tough to say ^^^^^ even if your sober.

OMG! I think I sprained my tongue.
dmbchick420

Jan 5 @ 8:51AM  

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