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posted 1/3/2010 6:54:13 PM |
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  DarkKnightWalking

A repost:

HOW TO SPEAK TROLL

*Peck....peck...tap...tap....backspace....peck...*

A......D...L......*backspace*

A.......D.......U....T......*backspace*

A...D...U...L...T.....*enter*

Booga boggah.....adawlt web...web......PORN.....ooogah yahhh....*click*

S.E.X.... annnnnnnd...sw......sw.....SW.........SLUT personals....

Ooogga boogiooo...o me get sum now, thay wannit bad, me know....

oooh, OOOH....me fin gud wun...hair on head and all....now me gett summm....

send mail, me know how good....less see now, be kool dooode...

*tap..taptap.....tap..tap*
Mee likz joo...wannafuck choo reel gewd, baybee.......
*send*

*30 seconds pass*

She no sennn back to meee, what fukk? Bich.

Okee, me make blarg, dey all cummmz to mi den.....

*Post to Blog*
Erggiz...red werdz, red...hurtz eyes, scrawl down fast....

*tap...tap..tapppp...*

me gotzz big meatz, bichez, me stikk injoo long time, me ready NOW.

*post*

*30 seconds pass*

Wuhhh....Y dey no fall on me and wett bout me 2....wot fukk go on?

*Blog 2*

Snifflety boo hoo whiney cry howwwwllll.....why me no get puz...puzs...wet hole nownow now...all dey be heer iz biches, dem all teez grog....meen, mean bichez...me know...fake fakefakefake bichez....

*goes back to the basement crying*
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Get over yourself, dipshit. You didn't have the balls to post the comment I already made on one of your pathetic blogs concerning the site rules. And I quote:

Blog Rules (Yes, there are some rules.)

Do not "broadcast" messages to readers. Example: webcam requests, sex requests, etc.
Blogs that are "simply" of what you're seeking - this is what your profile is for.

SITE rules. Not mine. Now kindly PISS OFF. And I will also tell you like I have already....you're reading the wrong end of the ruler.

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Comments:

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StraddleMyNose

Jan 3 @ 6:56PM  
I always thought your repost of this blog was a classic.
RJ53

Jan 3 @ 7:00PM  
Yeah like acting like a whiney little brat is going to get them laid. LOL Noticed he did not post my reply to his blog that it looks like he has a DIY project.
DesertSmile

Jan 3 @ 7:04PM  
But...but...you never complain when someone posts a Wannafuck
DarkKnightWalking

Jan 3 @ 7:09PM  
You slippin one in while yer here?
DesertSmile

Jan 3 @ 7:13PM  
"Slippin" is subjective......
sugarnspice005

Jan 3 @ 7:19PM  
Ok, now tell us how you really feel.
Wordsofwit

Jan 3 @ 7:21PM  
I always thought your repost of this blog was a classic.

Yeah, it is always hilarious and appropriate!
KitKat25

Jan 3 @ 7:28PM  
So is the typist using both hands...or just one hand?
drcocktail87

Jan 3 @ 8:06PM  
Well, this is what I think....
No wait....lost it....

Well this repost is a lot better then the one above.
lunanegra

Jan 3 @ 8:53PM  
Annnd speaking of trolls. Yes, this one has learned our ways and has assimilated into our little community. However, he doesn't want to mate with our women, and we don't care for him all the same.

Kudo for the crackup.
flavorbuster

Jan 3 @ 9:13PM  
Do you have a troll dictionary because I'm as lost as a single sperm swimming around in an anal cavity. My meaning is I don't speak troll. I'm one of the good guys.
somnium

Jan 3 @ 9:25PM  
Now that was funny- well done too!

theSkwirl

Jan 3 @ 9:47PM  
I knew there was a funny wafting of Trollstench around here.. sigh.

Some people, no names mentioned and genders changed to protect the dipshits, are only around to serve as a bad example.
ynot7769

Jan 3 @ 10:41PM  
well SOME THINGS just don't git any better

drcocktail87

Jan 4 @ 1:30AM  

well SOME THINGS just don't git any better


My point exactly as regards the blogs on here. (although I was almost driven to tears by moonies woeful soul wrenching revelations)

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