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posted 1/2/2010 9:39:20 PM |
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A guy arrived at the Pearly Gates & was informed by St. Peter that he had to have died in an unusual way to be admitted.

Well he says, "For the longest time, I have suspected my wife was cheating on me. So I went home early one day & found her naked. I tore up the apartment and then noticed a guy hanging off the balcony! So, I went out with a hammer & broke his fingers. He falls from the fourth floor, lands in the shrubs, gets up and brushes himself off. I was so mad I went in & pushed the refridgerator out and over the railing and it landed on him! But, in all the excitement I had a heart attack and died." St. Peter let him in.

A minute later another guy comes along and is told the same. He states, "Well, I live on the fifth floor of an apartment building & I'm a workout freak! I have a treadmill on my balcon. I was using it when it suddenly jammed and threw me over the railing. But, luckily I grabbed the railing on the next floor & next thing I know this guy comes out yelling and screaming with a hammer and breaks my fingers and I fall. I landed in the bushes, got up and brushed myself off & out of nowhere a refridgerator lands on me and kills me." He is allowed in.

A minute later along comes a naked man & is told the same by St. Peter. He States, "Well you are not going to beleive this, but there I am..... hiding naked in this guys refridgerator.............."

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Jan 2 @ 9:43PM  
at least there stories matched up

Jan 2 @ 10:10PM  
I wonder what happened to the wife???? Sounds like the beginning of the Three Stooge's in heaven....

Jan 2 @ 10:12PM  

Jan 2 @ 11:44PM  

Jan 3 @ 2:31AM  

Jan 3 @ 2:42AM  
Good one Sunshine. Leaving you a greenie.

Jan 3 @ 9:44AM  

Jan 3 @ 12:58PM  
Funny one

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