the eve and the first where most strange. invited a bunch of people over for the fallin of the ball. thought i had a pretty nice mix of people and an equal amount of genders, but alas as always there came a kink in the plans of the man.
out of 9 couples only the fair half arrived. different excuses for thier male counter parts and all very good.
would seem that my dreams and aspirations might come to fruition. just goin with the flow and enjoyin the moment. broke out the karoke machine. do a pretty good dean martin and a mean charlie pride. made a gallon of margaritas, as well as long island ice teas.
some sweet lady brought a quarter bag out, and then they started poppin out. nope not more weed, but boobies.
hell sweety started it, told everyone that i needed a treat. i aint gonna argue, i might be crazy but aint stupid. besides how often does a guy get to enjoy the site of ten ladies without thier shirts on. some what of a shock at first but was able to enjoy the sites (!) without gettin stupid.
learnes something bout myself. i can enjoy without needin to get stupid. the idea that i needed to do anything myself or even suggest goin further never come up. course i was up and ready for anything, but that was not in the eqation. most of the ladies are my friends as well as my wife's. those that i knew on a causual basis thier husbands are my good friends. so i mean why mess up friendships?
any way what was really mind blowin was they all wanted to take pictures (no wont post any of them here or any where else.) makin bookends round my head and havin a ball.
by midnight we where all bombed to the max. i did collect all the car keys and offered taxi rides to any who wanted, but no everyone decided to crash. nice carpet and a good furnace was the ticket.
next mornin i woke up as usual, five am. played some poker and yep scared to go out in the livin room. duh
waited till eight, and then started makin some noise. then the bathroom trips. have a two and half so it was not so bad. still no one was puttin on the shirts. shouts of whats for breakfast where music to my ears.
broke out the big coffee maker and decided the country breakfast was called for.
sweety was up and breakfast was on, a few showers taken and finally shirts where bein put on.
befor any left, they all wanted to see the pics. downloaded them all on the computer real quick, plug into the tv and slide show time. OH LIKE WOW
everyone got to laughin and carin on. they all blessed me with the pics with the caveat that should any want prints i was to provide them.
all in all, i did survive i promise i will not forget this from those beautiful ladies and for my wife i promise to extra attentive/
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