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posted 1/2/2010 8:54:30 AM |
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A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye
contact After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
'Let's go to my apartment,..... I hear someone coming.'

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts;
they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and
solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the
best part of my body is my ears?'

Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming.. that was me.'

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Jan 2 @ 9:03AM  

It got me because I thought it was leading to skull fucking.

Jan 2 @ 9:06AM  
Funny one Sunshine.

Jan 2 @ 9:16AM  

Jan 2 @ 9:27AM  
thats funny!

Jan 2 @ 10:48AM  
lol damn nice

Jan 2 @ 10:52AM  
yepper even at my age i would had to agree with the young un

Jan 2 @ 11:42AM  
Good one!

Jan 2 @ 12:08PM  
Good ol' Sully

Jan 2 @ 12:47PM  
yep, good hearing!

Jan 2 @ 1:05PM  
'Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming.. that was me.'

Now THOSE are some sensitive ears!!



Jan 2 @ 2:42PM  
funny one

Jan 2 @ 3:08PM  
Ha! LOL! that's funny!

Jan 2 @ 3:22PM  


Jan 2 @ 4:10PM  
*snort!* Good one!

Jan 2 @ 6:32PM  

Jan 4 @ 4:42PM  
love it


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