1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
8. All day long your motto is, "Never again."
9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"
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StraddleMyNose
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Jan 1 @ 3:26PM
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I didn't get to bed till about 6am this morning. Just got up recently, and I didn't have that much of a hard time getting up either. 
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1bunny629
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Jan 1 @ 3:32PM
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I couldn't get a ride home from work last night so I stopped by the neighborhood bar called Bardogs where everyone knows my name. Well ha! the bartenders and the owner does, but I only knew one person in there last night and probably didn't want to know anyonelse. The couple next to me were grinding on each other, she was hot, but it made her look stupid...I sat down and had a bourbon and beer...downed it and left. I walked a half mile to the net neighboorhood bar that is closer to my house and almost froze my ass off. I got there and ran into an old friend of mine. She is living in St. Martin now and I didn't know she was going to be in town. We had a great chat...and I had 2 more boubons and beers before I finally...3 hours later got a cab home....I am not supposed to be up yet....
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DarkKnightWalking
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Jan 1 @ 3:38PM
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where everyone knows my name
NORM!!!! 
I am not supposed to be up yet....
Yeah, I heard that somewhere..... 
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1bunny629
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Jan 1 @ 3:55PM
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They call me Murph....and the not supposed to be up yet isn't from a hangover...although I got drunk really quick cause I don't eat much and hadn't eaten at all yesterday...hence the passing out when I got home from few drinks...Ha!...and exhaustion....but...I am wide awake now!  ...and nanna nanna boo boo to you too....
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DarkKnightWalking
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Jan 1 @ 4:01PM
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Just fuckin with ya hun. 
Gettin a good start on the New Year fuckwitchas for everyone....
NORM!!!
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DesertSmile
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Jan 1 @ 4:03PM
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You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
There is a friggen mockingbird that nests in the tree outside my bedroom - I swear I am gonna kill that sucker.
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DarkKnightWalking
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Jan 1 @ 4:06PM
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Bird Killer... 
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Wordsofwit
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Jan 1 @ 4:07PM
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Sorry, none of those apply to me. Can't relate.
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DarkKnightWalking
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Jan 1 @ 4:08PM
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Ya ol fucker....
Bet ya can relate some past history stories however.... 
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1bunny629
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Jan 1 @ 4:32PM
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Fuck with me all ya want...I am enjoying it....
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aspiringwriter
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Jan 1 @ 4:38PM
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I'm just really not a morning person...
The first and last ones apply to me, just about any day. No matter when I get out of bed and what I'm doing, I don't really wake up until at least 10. Until then, I just smile and pretend.
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RevDocLove
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Jan 1 @ 4:45PM
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Sounds about right to me  
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KitKat25
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Jan 1 @ 5:19PM
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Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"
Have done this one today already without any shame whatsoever.
*Sits down and wonders how the hell people can be so damn cheerful in the morning. It just ain't right.* 
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Taisen
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Jan 1 @ 5:24PM
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Heh, I woke up at 7 am this morning after not going to bed untill about 1 am. Got up, felt like shit and stomach was hurting. So, I drank a beer and went back to sleep . Got back up at 11 am. Worked for me. Now I just need to find something to take away all of the body pain. So damn sore from playing that stupid ass Wii most of the night. Ugh. 
On the bright side , kids and I had a blast and it was fun. Just paying for it now with the body aches. On the bad side, hubby and I haven't stopped arguing since about 11:30 last night.
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DarkKnightWalking
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Jan 1 @ 5:59PM
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Told you so...
Wii is da DEBBIL..... 
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1bunny629
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Jan 1 @ 6:00PM
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#11. i found 2 full condoms in my trash ..... ...I guess that would qualify as having a good new years eve, but it sucks when ya can't remember it...
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Taisen
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Jan 1 @ 6:04PM
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Told you so...
Wii is da DEBBIL.....
Yes it is !!!!!!! Fun but Oh my the pain after.....
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flavorbuster
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Jan 1 @ 6:43PM
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1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.  I like this one & the two birds that I own (parakeets) make me feel that way when I'm trying to watch a movie almost everyday & you almost have to drink to get used to it. Noisy little bastards.
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sugarnspice005
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Jan 1 @ 7:09PM
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Didn't happen that way this time around for me...but that is only because I had to work today. But...hell yeah! I've had numerous New Years mornings where all of that applied.
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RJ53
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Jan 1 @ 7:29PM
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Been there and done that, not in recent years though. Damn my life is getting boring.
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dmbchick420
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Jan 4 @ 10:15AM
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All day long your motto is, "Never again."
I've said that a lot! I can't handle that shit anymore, so that kind of drinking only happens now about once a year. I didn't even hardly drink on New Year's Eve. I'd rather smoke....no hangovers 
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