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  DarkKnightWalking

1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4. You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
8. All day long your motto is, "Never again."
9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10. Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"

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StraddleMyNose

Jan 1 @ 3:26PM  
I didn't get to bed till about 6am this morning. Just got up recently, and I didn't have that much of a hard time getting up either.
1bunny629

Jan 1 @ 3:32PM  
I couldn't get a ride home from work last night so I stopped by the neighborhood bar called Bardogs where everyone knows my name. Well ha! the bartenders and the owner does, but I only knew one person in there last night and probably didn't want to know anyonelse. The couple next to me were grinding on each other, she was hot, but it made her look stupid...I sat down and had a bourbon and beer...downed it and left. I walked a half mile to the net neighboorhood bar that is closer to my house and almost froze my ass off. I got there and ran into an old friend of mine. She is living in St. Martin now and I didn't know she was going to be in town. We had a great chat...and I had 2 more boubons and beers before I finally...3 hours later got a cab home....I am not supposed to be up yet....
DarkKnightWalking

Jan 1 @ 3:38PM  
where everyone knows my name

NORM!!!!

I am not supposed to be up yet....

Yeah, I heard that somewhere.....






1bunny629

Jan 1 @ 3:55PM  
They call me Murph....and the not supposed to be up yet isn't from a hangover...although I got drunk really quick cause I don't eat much and hadn't eaten at all yesterday...hence the passing out when I got home from few drinks...Ha!...and exhaustion....but...I am wide awake now! ...and nanna nanna boo boo to you too....
DarkKnightWalking

Jan 1 @ 4:01PM  
Just fuckin with ya hun.

Gettin a good start on the New Year fuckwitchas for everyone....

NORM!!!



DesertSmile

Jan 1 @ 4:03PM  
You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.

There is a friggen mockingbird that nests in the tree outside my bedroom - I swear I am gonna kill that sucker.

DarkKnightWalking

Jan 1 @ 4:06PM  
Bird Killer...
Wordsofwit

Jan 1 @ 4:07PM  
Sorry, none of those apply to me. Can't relate.
DarkKnightWalking

Jan 1 @ 4:08PM  
Ya ol fucker....

Bet ya can relate some past history stories however....
1bunny629

Jan 1 @ 4:32PM  
Fuck with me all ya want...I am enjoying it....
aspiringwriter

Jan 1 @ 4:38PM  
I'm just really not a morning person...
The first and last ones apply to me, just about any day. No matter when I get out of bed and what I'm doing, I don't really wake up until at least 10. Until then, I just smile and pretend.
RevDocLove

Jan 1 @ 4:45PM  
Sounds about right to me
KitKat25

Jan 1 @ 5:19PM  
Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"

Have done this one today already without any shame whatsoever.

*Sits down and wonders how the hell people can be so damn cheerful in the morning. It just ain't right.*
Taisen

Jan 1 @ 5:24PM  
Heh, I woke up at 7 am this morning after not going to bed untill about 1 am. Got up, felt like shit and stomach was hurting. So, I drank a beer and went back to sleep . Got back up at 11 am. Worked for me. Now I just need to find something to take away all of the body pain. So damn sore from playing that stupid ass Wii most of the night. Ugh.

On the bright side , kids and I had a blast and it was fun. Just paying for it now with the body aches. On the bad side, hubby and I haven't stopped arguing since about 11:30 last night.
DarkKnightWalking

Jan 1 @ 5:59PM  
Told you so...

Wii is da DEBBIL.....
1bunny629

Jan 1 @ 6:00PM  
#11.
i found 2 full condoms in my trash .....
...I guess that would qualify as having a good new years eve, but it sucks when ya can't remember it...
Taisen

Jan 1 @ 6:04PM  
Told you so...

Wii is da DEBBIL.....

Yes it is !!!!!!! Fun but Oh my the pain after.....
flavorbuster

Jan 1 @ 6:43PM  
1. You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
I like this one & the two birds that I own (parakeets) make me feel that way when I'm trying to watch a movie almost everyday & you almost have to drink to get used to it. Noisy little bastards.
sugarnspice005

Jan 1 @ 7:09PM  
Didn't happen that way this time around for me...but that is only because I had to work today. But...hell yeah! I've had numerous New Years mornings where all of that applied.
RJ53

Jan 1 @ 7:29PM  
Been there and done that, not in recent years though. Damn my life is getting boring.
dmbchick420

Jan 4 @ 10:15AM  
All day long your motto is, "Never again."

I've said that a lot! I can't handle that shit anymore, so that kind of drinking only happens now about once a year. I didn't even hardly drink on New Year's Eve. I'd rather smoke....no hangovers

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