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  Sunshine79

A little old woman answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man.

"If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.

"Go away!" said the old woman. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said.

"Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

In addition, with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old woman stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."


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RevDocLove

Jan 1 @ 10:56AM  
LMMFAO
MsHelle

Jan 1 @ 11:05AM  
dedicated salesman!! greenie for a good joke!!
somnium

Jan 1 @ 11:15AM  
LMAO- hate that when that happens!

I think I could sell him a generator!

max49

Jan 1 @ 11:45AM  
1bunny629

Jan 1 @ 12:04PM  
ouch....I am not supposed to be awake yet.....
theSkwirl

Jan 1 @ 1:01PM  
Ynot.. dumping the poo was just rude!!!
StraddleMyNose

Jan 1 @ 3:31PM  
KitKat25

Jan 1 @ 5:30PM  
Eeewwww!

Funny as hell but totally gross. Leaving you a greenie.
sugarnspice005

Jan 1 @ 6:48PM  


ynot7769

Jan 1 @ 7:05PM  
Ynot.. dumping the poo was just rude!!!

oohhh no you don't i never used that tactic...just used the dirt they already had......

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