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Many Uses For The Word Shit!!

posted 12/30/2009 10:31:04 AM |
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Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.

You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. (do we know someone like this????)

Sometimes you just plain ole get "the shits".

With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.

You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away.

Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

Other people just have a Shit eatin' grin on their face all of the time.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.

There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit's creek without a paddle.

Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!

Holy Shit!! Thanks for letting me shoot the shit with you!

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JasonB

Dec 30 @ 10:43AM  
That's some funny shit
surv6969

Dec 30 @ 10:43AM  

hat shit was funny..........
aspiringwriter

Dec 30 @ 10:53AM  
oh, for fuck's sake.
dmbchick420

Dec 30 @ 10:57AM  
I should post this shit more often........
whisperingcomet

Dec 30 @ 11:13AM  
no shit sherlock.....

same shit...different day

but who give a shit
ynot7769

Dec 30 @ 11:24AM  
holy shit a new blog
max49

Dec 30 @ 11:34AM  
What tha shit.
whisperingcomet

Dec 30 @ 11:37AM  
you're shitting me...

I shit you, not
whisperingcomet

Dec 30 @ 11:39AM  
What??? what kinda shit is that?
lunanegra

Dec 30 @ 11:59AM  
This guy understands, and feels your pain.
girlcountry

Dec 30 @ 12:01PM  
Hey! That's the kinda shit that's in my life!! You been watchin' me???
RevDocLove

Dec 30 @ 12:29PM  
Ain't that the shits???
StraddleMyNose

Dec 30 @ 12:29PM  
tell others to eat shit and die.
This one is usually one of my favorites...
somnium

Dec 30 @ 12:57PM  
SHIT... it is, what it is!!

theSkwirl

Dec 30 @ 2:04PM  
No shit!
KitKat25

Jan 2 @ 6:09AM  
Well Shit! I missed this blog the other day.

Now that was some funny shit.
akrongirl14

Jan 6 @ 7:46PM  
A little late, but shit happens.

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