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posted 12/30/2009 9:25:46 AM |
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  Sunshine79

A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown.

One day the mechanic was working on a car in the backyard and dropped his wrench, losing it in the tall grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him, so he decided to call it a day.

That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened he looked toward the heavens and proclaimed,

"A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!"

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girlcountry

Dec 30 @ 10:16AM  
Girl...you are soooo not right!!
max49

Dec 30 @ 10:18AM  
MsHelle

Dec 30 @ 10:26AM  
kudos for making Father Max groan!!
surv6969

Dec 30 @ 10:26AM  
somnium

Dec 30 @ 11:56AM  
Send the dog over my way- then I won't have to cut my grass anymore!

StraddleMyNose

Dec 30 @ 12:35PM  
Girl...you are soooo not right!!
You got that right!
drcocktail87

Dec 30 @ 1:32PM  
Now I'll have that hymn in my head all day....lol.
theSkwirl

Dec 30 @ 2:00PM  
yes, yes I do!
RevDocLove

Dec 30 @ 3:48PM  
yes, yes I do!

Could you just hum a verse or two??

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