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John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

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ShadowMale

Dec 30 @ 8:37AM  
So the moral of this story is when a girl says she wants to be weighed... i should just fuck her to be sure?
Dione

Dec 30 @ 8:38AM  
Very cute!
Dione

Dec 30 @ 8:41AM  
So the moral of this story is when a girl says she wants to be weighed... i should just fuck her to be sure?
No, shadowman—if you try this with a woman without a speech impediment you may find yourself in the ER. Hint: generalizations rarely work with women even though they make for a funny joke now and then (JMO).
RevDocLove

Dec 30 @ 8:52AM  
Weewee????
ShadowMale

Dec 30 @ 8:56AM  
No, shadowman—if you try this with a woman without a speech impediment you may find yourself in the ER. Hint: generalizations rarely work with women even though they make for a funny joke now and then (JMO).

Well... it was a joke...

Weewee????

Rev... how many times I told you that french talk gets you no where...
somnium

Dec 30 @ 11:32AM  
Her date was who... Elmer Fudd???

casuallylooking

Dec 30 @ 12:27PM  
Oh Sunshine, that's just wrong.......funny, but wrong.
StraddleMyNose

Dec 30 @ 12:36PM  
That was cute!
1bunny629

Dec 30 @ 1:45PM  
....that's fuckin hysterical...
1bunny629

Dec 30 @ 1:47PM  
I am guessing this blog was meant to be called....Wousy Blind Date!
theSkwirl

Dec 30 @ 1:55PM  
Not that many women ever wanna get weighed..what was he thinkin?

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