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Yea, and on the 8th day... posted 12/29/2009 8:55:18 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse   DarkKnightWalking He sat Himself down and smoked him a fatty... And He saw that it was good.... And so He sayeth unto himself... "Now shalt I confuse Thee all... Thou shalt park in a driveway and drive in a parkway... Cargo shalt go by ship, and shipments shalt go by truck... And so shall I install a permanent press setting upon thine iron, yea verily..." And He saw that it was good... And then did he proceed to invent the elephant and the giraffe... Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

read more blogs! Blogs by DarkKnightWalking: Give a little to your community, get a little back. The (insert item here) goes or I goes..... Good evening, Madames and Messieurs... In honor of our latest one liner wonder... You know you had a good New Years Eve if this morning... Yea, and on the 8th day... Attention, Man with the hat... Well, this is what I think.... Scrooges.....keep out!!! I'm feeling...

Nathanial	Dec 29 @ 9:58PM
	Ok Ok...I give.....you're havin wayyyy too much fun. Did you find a nice new sword...or are you just plain havin a good day?
theSkwirl	Dec 29 @ 10:18PM
	And when he had finished making all the other animals he had a pile of spare parts left over.. and the lord gawd said.. damn. I can't leave a pile of parts laying around.. and so he created the platypus and the gnu. And then he toked on that fatty... and created Man.
sugarnspice005	Dec 29 @ 10:20PM
	So that's the real story.
theSkwirl	Dec 29 @ 10:27PM
	And then the Lord Dog did giggle mightily, and roll about on the floor until His arse fell off. On the 10th day, after taking the 9th off, the Lord did make Woman. And then the fight started.
RevDocLove	Dec 29 @ 10:34PM
	The Right Reverend Dr. Love will now retire to the Unholy Roller Church Of WTF's Happenin' and pray to Hank, the God of All Parking Lots, for your souls
dmbchick420	Dec 30 @ 10:20AM
	Amen my brotha
girlcountry	Dec 30 @ 10:26AM
	Now this is the Pervia we all know and love!!
drcocktail87	Dec 30 @ 10:29AM
	Did you find a nice new sword...or are you just plain havin a good day ? Must not take much to make him happy. Kind of mindless, but hey, it's his mind....lol.
DarkKnightWalking	Dec 30 @ 1:39PM
	Yes I am easily amused.
1bunny629	Jan 1 @ 6:48PM
	he forgot to give the giraffe a voice....