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Yea, and on the 8th day...

posted 12/29/2009 8:55:18 PM |
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He sat Himself down and smoked him a fatty...

And He saw that it was good....

And so He sayeth unto himself...

"Now shalt I confuse Thee all...

Thou shalt park in a driveway and drive in a parkway...

Cargo shalt go by ship, and shipments shalt go by truck...

And so shall I install a permanent press setting upon thine iron, yea verily..."

And He saw that it was good...

And then did he proceed to invent the elephant and the giraffe...

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Dec 29 @ 9:58PM  
Ok Ok...I're havin wayyyy too much fun. Did you find a nice new sword...or are you just plain havin a good day?

Dec 29 @ 10:18PM  
And when he had finished making all the other animals he had a pile of spare parts left over.. and the lord gawd said.. damn. I can't leave a pile of parts laying around.. and so he created the platypus and the gnu. And then he toked on that fatty... and created Man.

Dec 29 @ 10:20PM  
So that's the real story.


Dec 29 @ 10:27PM  
And then the Lord Dog did giggle mightily, and roll about on the floor until His arse fell off.

On the 10th day, after taking the 9th off, the Lord did make Woman. And then the fight started.

Dec 29 @ 10:34PM  
The Right Reverend Dr. Love will now retire to the
Unholy Roller Church Of WTF's Happenin'
and pray to Hank, the God of All Parking Lots, for your souls

Dec 30 @ 10:20AM  
Amen my brotha

Dec 30 @ 10:26AM  
Now this is the Pervia we all know and love!!

Dec 30 @ 10:29AM  
Did you find a nice new sword...or are you just plain havin a good day

Must not take much to make him happy. Kind of mindless, but hey, it's his

Dec 30 @ 1:39PM  
Yes I am easily amused.

Jan 1 @ 6:48PM  
he forgot to give the giraffe a voice....

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