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Last Day of Class

posted 12/28/2009 1:41:46 PM |
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  dmbchick420

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.

The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD. Susie answered first.

The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before. Mary answered first.

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD. Nancy answered first.

Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut".
The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?"

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surv6969

Dec 28 @ 2:05PM  
OMG
girlcountry

Dec 28 @ 2:12PM  
leave it to Johnny!

And Surv....what can I say???
surv6969

Dec 28 @ 2:14PM  
And Surv....what can I say???
Merry Christmas............................
RevDocLove

Dec 28 @ 2:24PM  

I got that too
Dione

Dec 28 @ 3:08PM  
The best I've heard all day! A greenie for making me chuckle.
StraddleMyNose

Dec 28 @ 3:38PM  
somnium

Dec 28 @ 3:47PM  
Gotta hand it to Johnny- if not for speaking up first, at least for his quick wit!!!

sugarnspice005

Dec 28 @ 10:05PM  
JasonB

Dec 29 @ 11:25AM  
LOL too damn true

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