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posted 12/27/2009 7:19:41 AM |
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In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on the beach. My wife took an instant dislike to it, and at the next yard sale it was the first thing she put out.

I felt vindicated when a woman kept coming back to check it out then finally bought it. "That will look great in your home," I said. "Oh it is not for me," she explained. "My bridge club is having a charity auction and we were asked to bring in the most hideous thing we can find. What I've got here is a winner."

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Dec 27 @ 9:14AM  
Ouch!!! Damn, that hurts

Dec 27 @ 9:43AM  
Beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder.

Dec 27 @ 9:51AM  
Or in this case..Beer holder

Dec 27 @ 11:24AM  
Slap, slap... ouch!!! At least some money was made off of it!


Dec 27 @ 11:52AM  

But funny!

Dec 27 @ 11:56AM  
Well, what he lost in taste was made up for in creativity ... or at least he thought so.

Yeah I wanna

Dec 27 @ 12:00PM  
Hope his wife doesn't belong to that bridge club....she is likely to win it back!....murphys law

Dec 27 @ 12:24PM  
It just goes to show you that not every idea is a GREAT one!

Thomas Edison tried carbonizing thousands of different kinds of materials before he discovered the most suitable filament material. So even though the conch light idea didn't work don't stop creating—LOL!


Dec 27 @ 12:51PM  
for some reason that blog made me think of conch fritters

Dec 27 @ 1:03PM  
That reminds me, I don't have a conch shell for my collection yet.

Dec 27 @ 1:54PM  

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