In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on the beach. My wife took an instant dislike to it, and at the next yard sale it was the first thing she put out.
I felt vindicated when a woman kept coming back to check it out then finally bought it. "That will look great in your home," I said. "Oh it is not for me," she explained. "My bridge club is having a charity auction and we were asked to bring in the most hideous thing we can find. What I've got here is a winner."
Anybody wanna fuck?
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RevDocLove

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Dec 27 @ 9:14AM
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Ouch!!! Damn, that hurts
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DesertSmile

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Dec 27 @ 9:43AM
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Beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder.
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RevDocLove

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Dec 27 @ 9:51AM
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Or in this case..Beer holder
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somnium

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Dec 27 @ 11:24AM
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Slap, slap... ouch!!! At least some money was made off of it!
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sugarnspice005

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Dec 27 @ 11:52AM
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Ouch!!
But funny!
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LilGriz

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Dec 27 @ 11:56AM
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Well, what he lost in taste was made up for in creativity ... or at least he thought so.
Yeah I wanna
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1bunny629

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Dec 27 @ 12:00PM
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Hope his wife doesn't belong to that bridge club....she is likely to win it back!....murphys law
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Dione

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Dec 27 @ 12:24PM
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It just goes to show you that not every idea is a GREAT one!
Thomas Edison tried carbonizing thousands of different kinds of materials before he discovered the most suitable filament material. So even though the conch light idea didn't work don't stop creating—LOL!
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ksk72

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Dec 27 @ 12:51PM
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for some reason that blog made me think of conch fritters
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theSkwirl

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Dec 27 @ 1:03PM
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That reminds me, I don't have a conch shell for my collection yet.
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StraddleMyNose

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Dec 27 @ 1:54PM
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