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posted 12/26/2009 11:16:49 PM |
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A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand.

Man: "What was that for?"

Wife: "Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with "Daisy" written on it?"

Man: "Oh honey, don't you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Daisy was the name of the horse I bet on."

The wife was satisfied, and appologized for bonking him.

Three days later he is again sitting reading the paper when once again he is bonked on the head.

Man: "What's that for this time?"

Wife: "Your horse called."

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Dec 26 @ 11:23PM  
Yes, LOVE to FUCK!!!! Jacking off my cock as we type!!!

Dec 26 @ 11:40PM

Dec 27 @ 12:11AM  

Dec 27 @ 1:42AM  
Reminds me of an old Marx Brothers movie, "A Day at the Races". I'll have to see if I can find a funny clip to post. Groucho was Dr. Hackenbush:

Whitmore: That looks like a horse pill to me.
Hackenbush: Oh, you've taken them before? (To Mrs. Upjohn) You have nothing to worry about. The last patient I gave one of those to won the Kentucky Derby.
Whitmore (after examining the large pill): Isn't it awfully large for a pill?
Hackenbush: Say, you're awfully large for a pill yourself.

Dec 27 @ 4:21AM  
Doncha just hate it when the "horse" calls?! Good one Sunshine.

Dec 27 @ 11:31AM  
Ahhh yes... the WWMD iron frying pan... a Woman's Weapon of Massive Destruction!


Dec 27 @ 11:45AM  
Found the clip on the "A Day at the Races"...I'll post it for you. It does have some funny lines.

Dec 27 @ 11:56AM  


Dec 27 @ 12:58PM  
Wow, I'd have bet on that horse too!

Dec 28 @ 10:00AM  
I like the post. When you are in the chicago area let me know and I'll let you take me to dinner, no promises on the fuck part, I'm easy but not that easy. Okay, maybe I am that easy.

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