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Santa's Pick Up Lines

posted 12/24/2009 11:26:24 AM |

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Sunshine79

•I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk,
sister!

•Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

•Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

•I know when you`ve been bad or good — so let’s skip the small talk,
sister!

•Some of my best toys run on batteries… *wink wink*

•I see you when you’re sleeping - and you don’t wear any underwear, do
you?

•Screw the “nice” list — I’ve got you on my “nice AND naughty” list!

•Wanna join the “Mile High” club?

•That’s not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I’m just glad to see you!

Oh, yeah......Anybody wanna fuck?

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dmbchick420

Dec 24 @ 11:30AM

Ohhh....Santa is making me pretty hot

secretsexkitten

Dec 24 @ 11:35AM

I wonder which list Santa has me on?

BlueEyes708

Dec 24 @ 11:50AM

Good ones Sunshine. I liked those

Have a good weekend

ynot7769

Dec 24 @ 12:40PM

*puts on red suit n stuff pillow in front of shirt n starts to check the list...gonna see the nawty girls first *

1bunny629

Dec 24 @ 1:42PM

Santa must get really tired of fuckin the elves all year...he could easily make up for devalued fucks iffin he came around here!

RevDocLove

Dec 24 @ 2:34PM

I just saw those this morning while looking for my "Johnny " joke
Cutsey funny

sugarnspice005

Dec 24 @ 2:41PM

gonna see the nawty girls first

Looks like our own Santa is ready to go.

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