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posted 12/24/2009 1:34:13 AM |
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  BlueEyes708

Oldie but goodie. but still worth a good laugh. Just a little fun.

Subject: Reindeer

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen- had to be a girl.

We should have known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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RJ53

Dec 24 @ 2:07AM  
Yep, someone has to stop and ask directions.
Wordsofwit

Dec 24 @ 2:18AM  
Females remain the backbone of society.
Sunshine79

Dec 24 @ 7:03AM  
somnium

Dec 24 @ 10:12AM  
Santa uses GPS now- he can't get lost! The man is on top of it!!!


sugarnspice005

Dec 24 @ 10:29AM  
BlueEyes708

Dec 24 @ 11:39AM  
Thank you one and all for your comment. I know this goes around about once a year at this time. But it's still funny, and somewhat truthful.

You all have a great Holiday Weekend.

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