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Christmas Joke of the year

posted 12/23/2009 8:35:58 PM |
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  BlueEyes708

I know you've heard this, but it's still a chuckle.

Christmas Joke of the Year

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl
on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety
violation.

The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of
it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got, "Did
Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

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theSkwirl

Dec 23 @ 8:49PM  
*smirk*
sugarnspice005

Dec 23 @ 8:59PM  
Yeah, heard it before, but.......It's still funny!!!!

Thanks! Greenie your way.
secretsexkitten

Dec 23 @ 9:04PM  
It's still funny!
williams990

Dec 23 @ 9:09PM  
omg killer funny....TY
RJ53

Dec 23 @ 9:18PM  
That is funny
BlueEyes708

Dec 23 @ 9:37PM  
Thank you I'm glad you enjoyed it. And made you comments
Sunshine79

Dec 24 @ 7:12AM  
Cute!!!
dmbchick420

Dec 24 @ 10:32AM  
zaralyon

Dec 24 @ 11:45AM  
I've never heard that one, and I love it!

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