Top 15 Reindeer Games! posted 12/23/2009 7:28:08 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: fuck, funny, christmas, sunshine

Sunshine79

•15> Strip poker with Mrs.Claus

•14> Attach the Mistletoe to Santa’s Ass

•13> Spin the Salt Lick

•12> Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers

•11> Moose or Dare

•10> Flying into the “No Fly Zone” over Iraq just to watch Saddam do a
slow burn and Santa dampen his Depends

•9> Bait-and-Shoot Elmo

•8> The Annual Turn-Frosty-Yellow-from-50-Paces Contest

•7> Scare the Holy Crap Out of the Airline Pilot

•6> Convince the Elves to Eat “Raisinets”

•5> Pin the Tail on Santa’s Big Fat Animal-Abusing Ass

•4> Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen

•3> Elf Tossing

•2> Sniff the Tail on the Donkey

and the Number 1 Reindeer Game…

•1> The “Rudolph the Shitfaced Reindeer” Drinking Game

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