I was busy reading Plato's Republic in the online reading library when suddenly something popped up on my screen titled Hot Chicks With Big Dicks. 
To my amazement, my screen was flooded with pictures of women with gigantic clitorus's. We are talking 10 to 12 inches
My immediate thought was ..somebodies been over using my patented Clit Enlargers but then I noticed that these so called Chicks had large scrotums and I just about fell out of my wheel chair.
I would assume that these gentlemen ..and I use the term lightly..have gone to the expense of breast implants. I can't imagine how these chaps would cover up those gigantic breasts while at the work site...large baggy shirts I would imagine.
Oh well ...all I gotta say is ...the kids these days. Back to the panty labortary...enought of this internet stuff...
Yours truly ...Professor Pan.T.Borty
Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)
|
|
read more blogs!
Blogs by borty293:
|
|
|
|
|
| Hot Chicks With Big Dicks |
|
|
|
|
|
|
MsHelle
|
Dec 23 @ 2:12PM
|
|
gee, Borty, my cocks are removable and interchangable but I do need some new panties that hide the better when I go thru airport screening.
Eternally yours
Helle
|
|
theSkwirl
|
Dec 23 @ 2:12PM
|
|
And then you wonder why I don't let you out of the closet very often.. look at what shenanigans you get up to when I do let you out?
Back to the closet with you.. we'll see about Xmas.
|
|
1bunny629
|
Dec 23 @ 2:19PM
|
|
shazaaaaaasmmmm! ....ya just made me horny...and my clit hardened....not as big as some, but it does get hard..... 
|
|
ynot7769
|
Dec 23 @ 2:21PM
|
|
ONLY you Borty!!! 
@Bunny 
|
|
dmbchick420
|
Dec 23 @ 2:23PM
|
|
Hot chicks with big dicks.....best of both worlds 
|
|
tassie1
|
Dec 23 @ 2:26PM
|
|
can I have mrs claus's pantys for christmas pretty please mr Borty.  
|
|
somnium
|
Dec 23 @ 2:38PM
|
|
YEAH... kinda makes a guy wonder what he's getting into when picking up "chicks" on the internet or even at a bar anymore! Guess we'll have to do a 'crotch' test, to see if it's a she or a shemale before taking 'it' home with him these days- kinda like Crocodile Dundee did to a 'babe' in a bar in one of his flicks! 
|
|
Wordsofwit
|
Dec 23 @ 2:53PM
|
|
|
Hot Chicks With Big Dicks
Unless they are into anal and receiving more than giving, I ain't interested, with the exception of oral receiving. Yeah, I am a selfish son of a bitch, but if it is a casual encounter with an insignificant other, it is all about the squirt for me.
|
|
DarkKnightWalking
|
Dec 23 @ 2:56PM
|
|
|
|
|
1bunny629
|
Dec 23 @ 2:59PM
|
|
I wonder why "Hot Chicks with Big Dicks" makes me horny! ...but it does.... 
|
|
secretsexkitten
|
Dec 23 @ 3:03PM
|
|
|
|
|
borty293
|
Dec 23 @ 3:21PM
|
|
Hey Bunnie ...maybe I could scoot over to the operating theatre and get some breast implants...then pop over to your place...worth a try...
Now if I can just get the Skwirl to let me out of this closet...bing bam boom...
|
|
theSkwirl
|
Dec 23 @ 3:35PM
|
|
|
It does it for me too Bunny... it's like best of both worlds.. you get booobies that are fun to play with.. and dick!
|
|
drcocktail87
|
Dec 23 @ 4:31PM
|
|
|
I'm eagerly awaiting the debut of your spring fashion line and any recent innovations you might be considering to cover the additions......
|
|
ThePurpleProphet
|
Dec 23 @ 5:04PM
|
|
Borty, you're in luck. I was snooping around Skwirls place looking for my buckeyes and I found a key label Borty's closet.
I should be pretty close right now. Make some loud noises for me to follow.
Oh great I can hear you. I'm unlocking the door right now. What the heck is this tape recorder doing on the floor? Borty are you in here?
Okay this isn't funny, who just shut the door? Damn, I left the key in the lock.
HELP!!!
|
|
sugarnspice005
|
Dec 23 @ 5:54PM
|
|
|
My immediate thought was ..somebodies been over using my patented Clit Enlargers but then I noticed that these so called Chicks had large scrotums and I just about fell out of my wheel chair.
|
|
girlcountry
|
Dec 23 @ 6:58PM
|
|
Sometimes, you take my brain where it don't need to go!!! 
|
|
longhorn386
|
Dec 23 @ 7:52PM
|
|
There is a word for that form of porn, futanari. Check that on Google, you get about 952,000 results, seems to be a popular fantasy. Check Google images for futanari. 
|
|
theSkwirl
|
Dec 23 @ 9:12PM
|
|
|
Muwahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa.. my eeeevil plan has worked! I now have both Borty and Purple locked in closets. Did you really think I was dumb enough to leave the real keys to Borty's closet lying around? Well, did you?
|
|
borty293
|
Dec 23 @ 10:24PM
|
|
|
Oh shit....now we're in trouble now Purple...we'll never get out before christmas
|
|