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Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Man!

posted 12/22/2009 10:40:13 AM |

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WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN

1.A Christmas tree is always erect.

2.Even small ones give satisfaction.

3.A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

4.A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.

5.A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

6.A Christmas tree has cute balls.

7.A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls.

8.You can throw a Christmas tree out when it’s past its ’sell by’ date.

9.You don’t have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

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Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a
Woman

•10. A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have
had in the past.

•09. Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic electrical
devices.

•08. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the
closet.

•07. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls.

•06. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

•05. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you look up underneath it.

•04. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb
and have it hauled away.

•03. A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other Christmas trees.

•02. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch football all day.

•01. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the
back of your pickup truck.

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surv6969

Dec 22 @ 11:13AM

DarkKnightWalking

Dec 22 @ 11:47AM

8.You can throw a Christmas tree out when it’s past its ’sell by’ date.

?!?!?!?!?!?????

Don't get that one.

Otherwise, an oldie but a goodie.

dmbchick420

Dec 22 @ 12:20PM

Those are cute Tis the season and all that jazz! Happy Holly Daze

soft_touch938

Dec 22 @ 12:54PM

9.You don’t have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

absolutely!

secretsexkitten

Dec 22 @ 1:01PM

justme4u

Dec 22 @ 2:16PM

Yessssssssssssss

ksk72

Dec 22 @ 2:34PM

•09. Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic electrical
devices.

I would just watch

sugarnspice005

Dec 22 @ 7:54PM

tassie1

Dec 23 @ 4:03AM

I always got wood, want some ?
come get sum

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