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TOP 15 *OTHER* SIGNS SANTA CLAUS IS ACTUALLY A WOMAN!

posted 12/22/2009 8:52:19 AM |
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  Sunshine79

•15. Santa *remembers* it’s Christmas. ‘Nuf said.

•14. Reads children’s letters in office instead of in bathroom.

•13. Never explains what exactly you did to deserve that coal in your
stocking; if you have to ask, maybe that’s the problem!

•12. Employs little people in a sweatshop and co-hosts TV talk show, “Regis
and Santa Lee.”

•11. Despite the closet full of red coats with big black belts, *still*
insists she has nothing to wear on Christmas Eve.

•10. “Mrs. Claus” wears work boots, has a crew cut, and drives a ‘68 El
Camino.

•9. A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice.

•8. Actually seems to shake like TWO bowls full of jelly.

•7. Bowl full of jelly, my ass. It’s water retention.

•6. Constantly whining about equality until it’s time to clean out the
reindeer stalls.

•5. Matching shoes and belt? Only a woman would accessorize a pantsuit like
that!

•4. No guy would ever name his animals Dancer and Prancer.

•3. Santa never, ever observed peeing off of rooftops.

•2. The North Pole Blockbuster’s been out of “The Horse Whisperer” for
weeks.

•1. With the way they build chimneys these days you’d *have* to be Calista
friggin’ Flockhart just to get in!

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RevDocLove

Dec 22 @ 9:02AM  
•4. No guy would ever name his animals Dancer and Prancer

Well...Maybe one
max49

Dec 22 @ 9:08AM  
dmbchick420

Dec 22 @ 9:18AM  
Cute

....and YES
surv6969

Dec 22 @ 9:49AM  
•9. A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice.



You betcha
akrongirl14

Dec 22 @ 9:53AM  
Santa knows it all and is always right...
ksk72

Dec 22 @ 2:17PM  
how very true






just did
1bunny629

Dec 22 @ 2:43PM  
ksk72 gets to fuck alot...have you noticed that???? Hey Sunshine, thanks for the funny!

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