TOP 15 *OTHER* SIGNS SANTA CLAUS IS ACTUALLY A WOMAN! posted 12/22/2009 8:52:19 AM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: fuck, funny, christmas, sunshine

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•15. Santa *remembers* it’s Christmas. ‘Nuf said.

•14. Reads children’s letters in office instead of in bathroom.

•13. Never explains what exactly you did to deserve that coal in your
stocking; if you have to ask, maybe that’s the problem!

•12. Employs little people in a sweatshop and co-hosts TV talk show, “Regis
and Santa Lee.”

•11. Despite the closet full of red coats with big black belts, *still*
insists she has nothing to wear on Christmas Eve.

•10. “Mrs. Claus” wears work boots, has a crew cut, and drives a ‘68 El
Camino.

•9. A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice.

•8. Actually seems to shake like TWO bowls full of jelly.

•7. Bowl full of jelly, my ass. It’s water retention.

•6. Constantly whining about equality until it’s time to clean out the
reindeer stalls.

•5. Matching shoes and belt? Only a woman would accessorize a pantsuit like
that!

•4. No guy would ever name his animals Dancer and Prancer.

•3. Santa never, ever observed peeing off of rooftops.

•2. The North Pole Blockbuster’s been out of “The Horse Whisperer” for
weeks.

•1. With the way they build chimneys these days you’d *have* to be Calista
friggin’ Flockhart just to get in!

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