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posted 12/20/2009 10:16:07 AM |
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  Sunshine79

Ten signs you're not getting a Christmas bonus:

10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future"

9. The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at the embezzlement trial

8. On your door, you find a lovely wreath of pink slips

7. What you call "my new office," everybody else calls "the supply closet"

6. Boss's Christmas card says, "Don't let the door hit you on the way out"

5. You keep getting memos reminding you that employees are required to wear pants

4. When your boss came over for Thanksgiving, he was crushed under an avalanche of stolen office supplies

3. Whenever you ask for a raise, a guy shows up at your house and breaks your jaw

2. In your most recent performance evaluation, the word "terrible" appeared 78 times

1. You're the starting quarterback for the Oakland Raiders

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ShadowMale

Dec 20 @ 11:17AM  
Suprised you didn't post a go cowboys, seeing they are the first to take out my Saints.

11. You work for Wal-Mart.
1bunny629

Dec 20 @ 1:22PM  
12. You win a gift certificate for $100.00 at your works holiday christmas function, and after you get all excited and say thank you to the owner/GM, the special event coordinator/AKA/Douchebag tells you he hasn't gotten the certificate from the restaurant yet and to keep on him till he gets it for me!....ok....that was a rant, but what the fuck ever...don't give it out if ya ain't got it???? ...dipshit
ShadowMale

Dec 20 @ 3:29PM  
don't give it out if ya ain't got it
Yea I've heard that before.

Luckly Sunny likes it.
StraddleMyNose

Dec 20 @ 6:09PM  
wstang69

Dec 20 @ 7:28PM  


glad I'm none of those.

I didn't get a Christmas Bonus, though

but, ya can still be my present Sunshine
PinkToeNails

Dec 20 @ 7:49PM  
sugarnspice005

Dec 20 @ 8:30PM  
1. You're the starting quarterback for the Oakland Raiders

SNAP!!!!!!

somnium

Dec 20 @ 8:55PM  
If I could afford a female employee, I'd definitely give her a Christmas boner... errr bonus!!

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