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posted 12/20/2009 9:00:51 AM |
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  Sunshine79

Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends.

Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.

Do you know what it is like to put up fifteen hundred Christmas lights on the roof of a house? The kids are giving two to one I'm gonna come down the chimney before Santa Claus does.

Christmas in Los Angeles is always interesting. Seeing carolers dressed in Bermuda shorts...groping their way through the smog singing: "It came upon a midnight clear."

Did you hear about the Beverly Hills school Christmas pageant? Two kids dressed as Mary and Joseph and they are on their way to the inn in Bethlehem. On the other side of the stage, a boy in a shepherd's outfit is on a mobile/cellular phone, calling for reservations.

Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.

I know. I know. I know that people say "It's the thought that counts, not the gift", but couldn't people think a little bigger!

Santa Claus is a Jolly fellow! Imagine all that driving and still being able to say "Ho! Ho! Ho!

Father to three-year old: "No, a reindeer is not a horse with TV antenna."

Every year, Christmas becomes less a birthday and more a Clearance Sale.

Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year and thanks to credit cards, it's on my Visa Card Statement twelve months a year also.

Some of these new toys are so creative and inventive. This year they have a Neurotic Doll. It's wound up already.

I bought my friend some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift-wrap counter and told them to wrap it, but in different paper, so he'd know when to stop unwrapping.

When I was young we were poor. We didn't have a Christmas tree, we had a Christmas stump.

When I was a kid our Christmases were very poor. We couldn't afford tinsel. We had to wait for grandpa to sneeze.

Christmas is a time when people get emotional over family ties, particularly if they have to wear them.

I remember my dad was shopping in a toy store. He said, "That's a terrific train set. I'll buy it."The Clerk said, "Great, I'm sure your son will love it." Dad said, "Maybe you're right. I'll take two."

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RevDocLove

Dec 20 @ 9:20AM  
I remember my dad was shopping in a toy store. He said, "That's a terrific train set. I'll buy it."The Clerk said, "Great, I'm sure your son will love it." Dad said, "Maybe you're right. I'll take two

And I did
LilGriz

Dec 20 @ 9:28AM  
Christmas in Los Angeles is always interesting

How about Silent Night??

Around here, stores were pushing Christmas shopping just after Halloween.... Now that is a bit early.
Wordsofwit

Dec 20 @ 10:07AM  
Some of those a pretty good. Thanks for posting them.
DesertSmile

Dec 20 @ 11:31AM  
Not yet but I will be by the end of next week.
1bunny629

Dec 20 @ 1:30PM  
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"It came upon a midnight clear."
...is that the UFO that Whisperin is bloggin about???

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Father to three-year old: "No, a reindeer is not a horse with TV antenna."
...maybe that is the failed attempt at a joke that Bruce is talkin about. ..but it is still funny!

...
I bought my friend some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift-wrap counter and told them to wrap it, but in different paper, so he'd know when to stop unwrapping.
...this is hysterical! I learned to wrap presents by unwrapping them to find out what I was getting for Christmas....

The snotty tinsel is funny too! Kudos for the laugh!
PinkToeNails

Dec 20 @ 7:50PM  
"It came upon a midnight clear."
...is that the UFO that Whisperin is bloggin about???

Yeah I'm still very curious about that!!!! Can't wait til Sunshine blogs that one.... please do Sunshine!!!! I want to hear about it!!!
sugarnspice005

Dec 20 @ 8:08PM  
I know. I know. I know that people say "It's the thought that counts, not the gift", but couldn't people think a little bigger!



Father to three-year old: "No, a reindeer is not a horse with TV antenna."



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