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50 more things that PISS ME OFF
posted 12/19/2009 9:02:02 PM |
Sure, I may be milking this for all it's worth, but I don't care. I need to let out some steam.
51. People who insist on constantly coming to a complete stop when they're waliking in a crowded area with many others behinde them.
52. When I'm at an intersection and I give someone the "go ahead" wave, and instead of accepting my offer, they give me the wave, thus turing this simple procedure into a game of "who's less of a douche bag".
53. When people order the same thing as me when we go to a resturant
54. Feeling a sneeze comming and when you fully prepare yourself for it, it never comes.
55. Babies (need I say more?)
56. Black people in movie theaters (Yeah, I said it. Sue me)
57. Retarded gangster kids who try to act like they're political when it just makes them look even more retarded.
58. People who bag on mexicans (If it weren't for them you wouldn't be reading this on your fancy smancy computer. Ungreatful cunts)
59. Baseball cards
61. Anything Disney aphiliated
62. When teachers ask their students to get into groups.
63. When a teacher says "Ok, what I'd like you to do..." or any other phrase that cites the beginning of an activity in class.
64. When I'm stuck behinde someone at a food place that takes forever and a day to decide what they want. (There's a fucking rule. You're suppose to think about what you want while you're waiting in line so that way you're sure when it's your turn!!!!!!)
65. People who use way too many punctuation marks.
66. Girls who play mind games
68. When they turn an internet meme into a rap song (I.E. numa numa and whatcha say)
69. People who call bromances gay.
70. Pop-tarts with no icing.
72. Girls on myspace/facebook who's default picture is of them holding the camera up adove their head, pecking their lips and tilting thier head. (Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about)
73. Poeple who use car emblems as their key chains
74. Babies again
75. Not having oatmeal cookies
76. Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia
77. That Levie's Jeans "Pioneers" commercial
78. When kids wear shits for bands that they don't even listen to. (Gangster kids and Nirvana t-shitrs. This infurrieted me durring high school)
79. Spoiled high school kids who live in the suburbs that whine about how hard life is.
80. The number 80
81. The parents of babies
82. The future babies of babies
83. Guys who wear their girlfiriend's pants. (It's just awkward, dude)
84. Dumb gangster kids who are always complaining that "The white man is keeping them down". (I'm sorry but are you a slave picking cotton in the fields of Georgia? No! Are you a civil rights activist, getting beaten by police officers and mauled by dogs for protesting? No! Are you a black panther coodinator who was wrongfull arrested and excecuted for a crim he did not commit? NO! So STFU please)
85. People who buy bottled water when there's a water foutian a few feet away.
86. People that exaggerate ^__^ into ^__________^
87. Really long and unnecessary list
88. Biting my tongue
89. People who always use their laptop at Starbucks
90. The Starbucks cup measurements (WTF is a venti?)
91. Algebra (Get those fucking letters out of my math!)
92. The colors yellow and orange
94. Fat asses who take other people's food
95. Christmas cards
96. Getting kicked out of Victoria's Secret becaus I have a penis. (It has happend)
98. People who always show off their iphones
99. Dudes with pencil thin beards
100. You.....most likely
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Dec 19 @ 9:12PM
6. Getting kicked out of Victoria's Secret becaus I have a penis. (It has happend)
ummm i've never been kicked outta anywhere.....what the hell they tell you ? just walk up n tell you ''get out!!" ???
Dec 19 @ 9:35PM
That's pretty much how it went. My friend wanted me to go underwear shopping with her and I was just kinda standing next to her awarkwardly. Some lady came uo to me and said that I was "making the shoppers feel uncomfortable" which was bullshit because there where a few high school sketch bags glareing into the store from the window.
Dec 19 @ 9:40PM
hmm well maybe its an age thing or maybe i'm just to damn stubborn but i'd not have left....stores there to sell shit and you were with a shopper.....but then....goin to jail to make a point..well bottom line that sucks
Dec 19 @ 10:25PM
At least subcultures like punk, goth, and urban has some form of roots. Those bastards just glom onto anything to make it fashionable and ~hip~.. fuck those PBR swillin, tight jean wearing Pitchfork-reading, Death Cab for Cutie**- listening, no bathing, clove cig smoking pseudo pretentious fucktards.
*If anyone here is one, sorry.
**I actually listen to this band, but that doesn't make me a hipster, it just makes me someone who enjoys all kinds of music and doesn't adhere to the Indie culture whatsoever.
Dec 19 @ 11:11PM
I love your lists!!!!!!!!!!
I think you need to smoke a joint or three though......
You gotta lay off the babies though... they can't help it!! Just be careful one doesn't become yours.......... I'm side stepping grandchildren as we speak!! LOL there are a couple of new babies in our family and I love them and play with them and feed them table food cause their mama's won't yet..... I'm Aunt Nana Puddin right now!
Sorry.. BWI!!... I love your honesty though!
Dec 19 @ 11:35PM
People who bag on mexicans (If it weren't for them you wouldn't be reading this on your fancy smancy computer. Ungreatful cunts)
Mexicans live in China???
Damn..they gotta ' swim a long way..
Dec 20 @ 12:23AM
Sure they do doc...............haven't you ever heard of a mexican monk
Dec 20 @ 12:24AM
those PBR swillin, tight jean wearing Pitchfork-reading, Death Cab for Cutie**- listening, no bathing, clove cig smoking pseudo pretentious
Dec 20 @ 1:23AM
I'd just rather be pissed off than pissed on,
but you got a great list there.
Dec 20 @ 2:05AM
101. Pretentious pseudo-intellectual blowhard trolls with obvious tanlines. Yeah.
Dec 20 @ 2:22AM
That all being said what makes you happy! Most if not all are just part of every day life and I do agree people are just what ever! The older you get the more you see that is true but the older you get the more you know what people are and that some were the best part of your life! Babies or I should say a baby if it is yours can knock you off your feet and change the way you look at life for ever! You can feel a love stronger than you knew was possible but unfortunatley some never feel that! Merry Christmas and a drunken safe new year!
Dec 20 @ 9:09AM
fuck those PBR swillin, tight jean wearing Pitchfork-reading, Death Cab for Cutie**- listening, no bathing, clove cig smoking pseudo pretentious fucktards.
OMG!!! Downtown Orlando is full of them!!
Greenie for Luna and for dude who posted the blog!!
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