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  Sunshine79

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1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop.

2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge

3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral.

4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead.

5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? - You CAN Tell the Difference!

6. Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away.

7. Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back.

8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!

9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In.

10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In.

11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink.

12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!

13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!

14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill.

15. Retro, Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your '70s Polyester Shirts.

16. Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves.

17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!

18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means.

19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond McDonald's.

20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category.

21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote

22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh.

23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet.

24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed.

25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!

26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty.

27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them

28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime.

29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It.

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MsHelle

Dec 19 @ 6:52PM  
I know a few men who could use these courses!! Greenie for ya!!
somnium

Dec 19 @ 7:51PM  
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead.
But there's where I keep all of my biological experiments!

13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!
I always have one roll in my sink cabinet for an emergency... ALWAYS!!

21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
I have two, so when a guest comes over, we can entertain ourselves changing channels to the tune of, 'The Dueling Banjos'!


ksk72

Dec 19 @ 8:35PM  
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead.
6. Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away.

Where can I sign both of them up??

My son and BF are very good about doing dishes, cooking and general kitchen stuff but I just cant get them to clean anything out of the fridge. To top it all off both are guilty of putting EMPTY containers back in. WTF?


and I think I am getting some serious spoiling later
Wordsofwit

Dec 19 @ 9:16PM  
Sexist and stale: anybody, male or female, who has been on their own knows how to run a household. You have to be able to do anything, and everything, as it will often be three people responsible, regardless of gender; me, myself and I.
LilGriz

Dec 19 @ 10:21PM  
27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them

Hey, I do this, just ask CL ...

You betcha I wanna
RevDocLove

Dec 19 @ 11:16PM  
As a confirmed bachelor, I know those..
Always practice them is another story
tassie1

Dec 20 @ 1:26AM  
number 26 was invented for women
lkg4action

Dec 20 @ 2:29AM  
Not all men are a like some of us married blonds and with much help from our mothers and often her mother have managed to not only survive but are fairly popular with the girls at when planing company events and school stuff . So there!!
KitKat25

Dec 20 @ 7:26AM  
29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It.

This is so true.

I loved this list Sunshine...very funny!

DesertSmile

Dec 20 @ 11:30AM  
. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them

I must have too much testosterone because this is one of my faults...
1bunny629

Dec 20 @ 12:43PM  
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23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet.
...The first time I remember hearing my parents doin their sex thingy I thought they were up late rearrangin the closet! ...not that this has anything to do with your economics plan, but #23 just reminded me of this particular instance in my life....

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