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posted 12/19/2009 6:26:47 PM |
As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks.
Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house right down the block.
All twelve of us raced out of the back yard, down the street, where we found the owners of the blazing house standing by helplessly.
They glared at us with looks of disgust.
Suddenly, we realized why........
We were all still holding our roasting forks with marshmallows on them.......
Anybody wanna fuck?
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Dec 19 @ 6:29PM
Dec 19 @ 7:28PM
Yup... THAT's what I figured- coulda been worse though, someone could have forgotten to set that big, clear plastic bag of marshmallows down by the BBQ, before racing over to the fire with y'all!!
Dec 19 @ 9:30PM
Dec 20 @ 1:28AM
I could see you doing that too
Dec 20 @ 7:31AM
It's called muti-tasking.
You get to gawk at the burning house...while still roasting your marshmallows. Sounds like a win-win to me.
Dec 20 @ 12:37PM
Have fork, will travel !
...wanna fuck????...well hell yeah!
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