It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and
there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
I know...I said I didn't want to hear about the gossip involving the wood, but this was sent to me and I had to share! Happy Holidays! Stay warm, and toasty! 
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sugarnspice005
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Dec 16 @ 1:53PM
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And Little Johnny strikes again.  
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1bunny629
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Dec 16 @ 1:54PM
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Ha!...a little play on words there sugar! 
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max49
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Dec 16 @ 2:01PM
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1bunny629
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Dec 16 @ 2:04PM
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Silly stuff huh Max?! Thanks for the ...right back at you!
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selectusername
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Dec 16 @ 3:00PM
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Dang, he seemed so staight laced and humble and all along.....
he was a fucking SUPER STUD! WHOOOO HOOOOO!!  
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1bunny629
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Dec 16 @ 3:42PM
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Funny Select...In my opinion he wasn't super stud, but super dud! ... 
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1bunny629
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Dec 16 @ 3:48PM
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It's come to my attention
and my opinion is only that
A super stud, who scores alot
is only as smart
as the whore that lead him to believe
that she was smart as a tack
You can compromise your position
and relish in the act
but to think your super special
is where you really lack.
bottom line is if they are giving it to you and you think your a winner...you are only winning with the stupid of fucks cause that is all that will have you. 
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RevDocLove
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Dec 16 @ 4:01PM
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Johnny said it!
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1bunny629
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Dec 16 @ 4:02PM
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it is fuckin funny isn't it!
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williams990
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Dec 16 @ 5:46PM
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theSkwirl
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Dec 16 @ 10:13PM
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onehornytoad69
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Dec 16 @ 10:27PM
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1bunny629
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Dec 17 @ 2:37AM
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ha....Softie thinks I am married...did you read her last blog...she has me confused with someonelse....who???I don't fucking know. Apparently I am not that important to distinguish from another friend of hers...kinda makes me feel bad.... 
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