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posted 12/16/2009 9:40:50 AM |
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ThePurpleProphet: It's a farce. A chicken is chicken to cross the road. Or maybe just smart. Squirrels try to cross the road and get squashed. The question should be "Why did the bear cross the road?" It must have made it...we don't see any squashed bear. Further more, we ate the chicken before it crossed the road. We didn't eat the squirrel and it got squashed. We don't eat bear and there is no squashed bear, but why did it cross the road?

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Wordsofwit

Dec 16 @ 10:08AM  
If the bear's name was Yogi, it was to get a picnic basket.
3zcumpany

Dec 16 @ 10:57AM  
There was a local teacher/professor (1 of the 2) that ride a ten-speed style bike to work everyday in the fall. One morning on his way to the school going downhill, a black bear ran in front of him and he hit it. Only minor injuries, but sometimes the bear does cross the road.
somnium

Dec 16 @ 11:34AM  
If the bear's name was Yogi, it was to get a picnic basket.

Or... Smokey Bear crossing the road, to tell some campers to put the fire out before they leave the area!!

rnj1013

Dec 16 @ 11:48AM  
My squirrel crosses the road every single day but he's smart. He takes the power lines that run across the street. He fuckin rocks
lunanegra

Dec 16 @ 12:20PM  
The thing is, there is no chicken, nor bear. It was just your memories playing games on you.
1bunny629

Dec 16 @ 12:25PM  
All the bears I know cross at the cross walk where there is a lady with a sign held up for drivers to stop...cubs crossin!
sugarnspice005

Dec 16 @ 1:46PM  
Squirrels try to cross the road and get squashed.

Not true. Our beloved Skwirl is too smart for that. And, I always brake for animals crossing in front of me.
max49

Dec 16 @ 2:05PM  
DarkKnightWalking

Dec 16 @ 2:24PM  
The Skwirl does not deign to cross said road...

She has minions to do it for her....
DangerousCurves999

Dec 16 @ 2:24PM  
ummmmm yea bears do cross the road especially out by the rivers on the main road. And yea they do go splat like other road kill.

Gravel truck vs Bear
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Car vs Bear -- most of these had to be shot by ADF&Gbecause of injury.

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And to answer the age old question of whether or not bears shit in the woods... well I have photographic evidence that they do it on the road.

selectusername

Dec 16 @ 3:06PM  
Step on the gas and we'll be grillin' bear burgers!

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