You will run to answer the telephone just as the party hangs up on you. (Principle of dingaling)
Whenever one wants to connect with the Internet, the call you've been waiting for all day will arrive. (Principle of Bellsouth) And that is one reason I will never go back to dial up.
Each and every body sitting on a commode will cause the doorbell to ring. (Law of ogolly gee!)"