- If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a mechanic.
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
- Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
- It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
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DesertSmile
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Dec 10 @ 9:02AM
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I resemble these remarks.. 
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max49
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Dec 10 @ 9:26AM
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Thank you for this. You see at my age I am always right and the rest of the world is wrong.  Damn it!!! I almost made it without laughing.  
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ynot7769
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Dec 10 @ 9:38AM
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hey i agree with DS...........i think...got old and can't remember......shit 
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NightOfOld
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Dec 10 @ 9:52AM
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My body grew old,.... I didn't. Soooo do you wanna 
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Dione
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Dec 10 @ 10:10AM
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- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. Clever idea... and one I readily adopt.The others don't apply because I'm not over forty - ROFLMAO! Welllllll, you said if I had to choose between two evils... lying was my choice when I wrote the last sentence... telling the truth sometimes is evil IF it's done for the wrong reasons!
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LilGriz
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Dec 10 @ 10:13AM
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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
I sure do, and also my drivers license pic. People say I look the same as I did 15 years ago ....
Wanting to Fuck
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soft_touch938
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Dec 10 @ 11:03AM
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These were all perfectly funny until I got to the last one...now I'm depressed.
(an that includes the wanna fuck...cause I can't find any willing victim for that either...  ....I just know it's cause of the jeans...........  )
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somnium
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Dec 10 @ 11:30AM
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The others don't apply because I'm not over forty I thought 39 was the magic number between youth and instant old age??? 
Not saying you're old- hell, I'm older than you are... hmmm- where's that shovel I need to help dig myself into a deeper hole???
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shewolf53
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Dec 10 @ 12:23PM
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity
Who's mature?
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Dione
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Dec 10 @ 12:46PM
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where's that shovel I need to help dig myself into a deeper hole??? I think you'll need one of these !
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1bunny629
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Dec 10 @ 12:59PM
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..... I can't find any willing victim for that either... ....I just know it's cause of the jeans........... ....geeeeee Softie, how ya think I do it....IN THE DARK!   ....
Woman says to man..."do these jeans make my ass look fat?"....Man says to woman..."it ain''t the jeans honey!"....man goes to wallyworld to buy a tent to pitch in the backyard cause woman won't let him live in the house....moral of the story...marry a woman with a little....ah....a little less .....hmmmmm.....oh ya....ha! a better temper! 
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LilGriz
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Dec 10 @ 1:12PM
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Hey bunny ... I like the extra cushin ... for the pushin, an gabbin.. an 
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ThePurpleProphet
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Dec 10 @ 1:12PM
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That sounds like advice for us younger folks.
I was reading some of the comments of the older people and they made me laugh.
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1bunny629
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Dec 10 @ 1:22PM
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.... I like the extra cushin ... ....well then Griz...ya wouldn't like me...back in the day they used to call me "flat ass Murphey"....and they still do..... .... 
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barecuddle
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Dec 10 @ 1:30PM
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I can't help getting older, but I am not growing up!! (back ground song from Peter Pan "I don't wanna grow up") 
Plus I am willing and able!! 
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ksk72
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Dec 10 @ 1:56PM
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Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious I tell people that all the time
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akrongirl14
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Dec 10 @ 2:25PM
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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
I've recently picked the one I never tried before .... just realize what I've been missing out on my whole life. ... and why does 40 have to be with the old group?! 
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justme4u
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Dec 10 @ 3:08PM
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mmmmhmmmm
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sugarnspice005
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Dec 10 @ 7:04PM
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Those were funny.
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RevDocLove
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Dec 10 @ 7:49PM
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- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I wouldn't know..I'm still trying to think what I want to be when I grow up 
Inside this old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.. 
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KitKat25
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Dec 10 @ 8:38PM
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I actually took a good passport picture. I have to get a new one in 2011...which will probably suck this time around...and I'll be stuck with it for 10 years.
Very funny Sunshine.
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Exothermic
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Dec 10 @ 10:11PM
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There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Why is it that they always tend to bring along a friend?
Good post Sunny!
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StraddleMyNose
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Dec 11 @ 4:36AM
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flavorbuster
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Dec 11 @ 11:14AM
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- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a mechanic.
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