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Necessary Information For The 40 & Older Crowd

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  Sunshine79

- If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a mechanic.

- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

- Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

- Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

- It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.


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DesertSmile

Dec 10 @ 9:02AM  
I resemble these remarks..
max49

Dec 10 @ 9:26AM  
Thank you for this. You see at my age I am always right and the rest of the world is wrong. Damn it!!! I almost made it without laughing.
ynot7769

Dec 10 @ 9:38AM  
hey i agree with DS...........i think...got old and can't remember......shit
NightOfOld

Dec 10 @ 9:52AM  


My body grew old,.... I didn't. Soooo do you wanna
Dione

Dec 10 @ 10:10AM  
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Clever idea... and one I readily adopt.The others don't apply because I'm not over forty - ROFLMAO! Welllllll, you said if I had to choose between two evils... lying was my choice when I wrote the last sentence... telling the truth sometimes is evil IF it's done for the wrong reasons!
LilGriz

Dec 10 @ 10:13AM  
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

I sure do, and also my drivers license pic. People say I look the same as I did 15 years ago ....

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soft_touch938

Dec 10 @ 11:03AM  
These were all perfectly funny until I got to the last one...now I'm depressed.

(an that includes the wanna fuck...cause I can't find any willing victim for that either... ....I just know it's cause of the jeans........... )
somnium

Dec 10 @ 11:30AM  
The others don't apply because I'm not over forty
I thought 39 was the magic number between youth and instant old age???

Not saying you're old- hell, I'm older than you are... hmmm- where's that shovel I need to help dig myself into a deeper hole???


shewolf53

Dec 10 @ 12:23PM  
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity


Who's mature?
Dione

Dec 10 @ 12:46PM  
where's that shovel I need to help dig myself into a deeper hole???
I think you'll need one of these !
1bunny629

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Dec 10 @ 12:59PM  
.....
I can't find any willing victim for that either... ....I just know it's cause of the jeans...........
....geeeeee Softie, how ya think I do it....IN THE DARK! ....

Woman says to man..."do these jeans make my ass look fat?"....Man says to woman..."it ain''t the jeans honey!"....man goes to wallyworld to buy a tent to pitch in the backyard cause woman won't let him live in the house....moral of the story...marry a woman with a little....ah....a little less .....hmmmmm.....oh ya....ha! a better temper!
LilGriz

Dec 10 @ 1:12PM  
Hey bunny ... I like the extra cushin ... for the pushin, an gabbin.. an
ThePurpleProphet

Dec 10 @ 1:12PM  


That sounds like advice for us younger folks.

I was reading some of the comments of the older people and they made me laugh.
1bunny629

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Dec 10 @ 1:22PM  
....
I like the extra cushin ...
....well then Griz...ya wouldn't like me...back in the day they used to call me "flat ass Murphey"....and they still do..... ....
barecuddle

Dec 10 @ 1:30PM  
I can't help getting older, but I am not growing up!! (back ground song from Peter Pan "I don't wanna grow up")

Plus I am willing and able!!
ksk72

Dec 10 @ 1:56PM  
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious
I tell people that all the time
akrongirl14

Dec 10 @ 2:25PM  
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
I've recently picked the one I never tried before .... just realize what I've been missing out on my whole life. ... and why does 40 have to be with the old group?!
justme4u

Dec 10 @ 3:08PM  


mmmmhmmmm
sugarnspice005

Dec 10 @ 7:04PM  
Those were funny.
RevDocLove

Dec 10 @ 7:49PM  
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I wouldn't know..I'm still trying to think what I want to be when I grow up
Inside this old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened..
KitKat25

Dec 10 @ 8:38PM  
I actually took a good passport picture. I have to get a new one in 2011...which will probably suck this time around...and I'll be stuck with it for 10 years.

Very funny Sunshine.
Exothermic

Dec 10 @ 10:11PM  
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Why is it that they always tend to bring along a friend?

Good post Sunny!
StraddleMyNose

Dec 11 @ 4:36AM  
flavorbuster

Dec 11 @ 11:14AM  
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a mechanic.

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