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The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found.

Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand.

"How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked.

"We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied.

"You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."

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Dec 10 @ 8:34AM  
Not so sure it is very funny but it certainly makes sense.

Dec 10 @ 8:37AM  
That's Mom....

Dec 10 @ 8:46AM  
Leave it to a Mom to get the job done....

Dec 10 @ 9:05AM  
ahh monetary shit is easy to find....better then plastic

Dec 10 @ 10:07AM  
Moms can find almost anything ....

Ummm YEAH, I wanna fuck

Dec 10 @ 1:53PM  
I resemble that

Dec 10 @ 6:52PM  
Yep, when it comes to $150, Mom will find it!

Dec 10 @ 8:32PM  
One day I lost my contact and could not find it to save my life. I spent the whole day wearing one contact. Later that day, when I taking my contact out, I found the missing contact. I had put BOTH contacts in my right eye. I guess I was half asleep that morning.

Cute story Sunshine.

Dec 10 @ 10:20PM  
KitKat: did that mean that you could see extra good out of the eye with 2 lenses?

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