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Contact Lens posted 12/10/2009 8:31:02 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: fuck, funny, sunshine   Sunshine79 .......... ............ ............ .............. ............. .......... . The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150." Anbody wanna fuck? Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Wordsofwit	Dec 10 @ 8:34AM
	Not so sure it is very funny but it certainly makes sense.
DarkKnightWalking	Dec 10 @ 8:37AM
	That's Mom....
casuallylooking	Dec 10 @ 8:46AM
	Leave it to a Mom to get the job done....
ynot7769	Dec 10 @ 9:05AM
	ahh monetary shit is easy to find....better then plastic
LilGriz	Dec 10 @ 10:07AM
	Moms can find almost anything .... Ummm YEAH, I wanna fuck
ksk72	Dec 10 @ 1:53PM
	I resemble that
sugarnspice005	Dec 10 @ 6:52PM
	Yep, when it comes to $150, Mom will find it!
KitKat25	Dec 10 @ 8:32PM
	One day I lost my contact and could not find it to save my life. I spent the whole day wearing one contact. Later that day, when I taking my contact out, I found the missing contact. I had put BOTH contacts in my right eye. I guess I was half asleep that morning. Cute story Sunshine.
Exothermic	Dec 10 @ 10:20PM
	KitKat: did that mean that you could see extra good out of the eye with 2 lenses?