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posted 12/8/2009 6:32:39 PM |
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  borty293

Well ..I managed to sneak in past the Skwil last night after my interview with Nancy Grace about my secret affair with Tiger Woods.

I think Nancy had a pair of my vibrating panties on because she just stared into space for most of the interview. I ended up having to ask and answer most of the questions.....gawd ...talk about embarrassing...

Joy Behar wants to interview me next if I can get the Skwil to let me out of the closet. She's got fourteen locks on it now and she keeps saying she's gonna have one hell of a talk with Ewe Wish about sneaking me out last night. She's finished gathering her nuts for the night so all is quiet around here for now.

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StraddleMyNose

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Dec 8 @ 6:37PM  
Joy Behar wants to interview me next
YUCK!

Ask for Elisabeth Hassleback
ThePurpleProphet

Dec 8 @ 6:38PM  
Speaking of nuts, have you seen a pair of buckeyes in glass box? She used to keep them on the mantle.

If you find them rush them to me over night express please.
sugarnspice005

Dec 8 @ 6:40PM  
Joy Behar wants to interview me next
YUCK!

Ask for Elisabeth Hassleback



I just hope Skwirl doesn't put that really big lock on there that she was looking at......cause I don't think Ewe_Wish will be able to pick that one.
theSkwirl

Dec 8 @ 9:19PM  
I saw what you did there... what you did there.. I saw it.

Them buckeyes is hidden too well for the common Borty to find em Purp.. them's mine. you losted em fair and skware.

DesertSmile

Dec 8 @ 9:49PM  
Personally I think that woman could use a pair of vibrating panties.

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