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posted 12/8/2009 5:42:42 PM |
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  ThePurpleProphet

I have a problem and I'm hopin maybe Borty can help. I'm getting sick and tired of putting on my underwear first and then my jeans.

Borty I'm asking for a new invention. Underwear (panty) lined jeans. I've never heard of such a thing, but if anyone can do it you can.

I was hoping also that I wouldn't lose any of the pleasures. You know with the vibrating butt plug and the massaging thingy thing that you put up front.

Is any of this a possibilty? If so, how much do I get for comming up with the idea?

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1bunny629

Dec 8 @ 6:01PM  
Well Purple...I am not Borty, but I am at least here!

First, I give you Kudos for calling mens underwear "panties". because when I do that most men go homophobic on me. For some reason I get very excited about the visual I get of a man wearing panties....

Second, I think you have a great idea there... I also think you guys deserve a pocket pussy to be placed in the front area of you panty lined jeans. ..that way you always feel welcome and comforted!

Last but not least...butt plugs for yhe ensatiasble ones that love to have their proatate tickled, and then everyone will be happy....note to those who wear their jeans more than once....yeah might want to think about disposables!???? ...or not....
borty293

Dec 8 @ 6:09PM  
I'm in the process of developing what I call long john panties with all the bells and whistles of ordinary vibrating panties...which include

1. Vibrating Nipple Enlargers
2.Vibrating Butt Plug with built in lube.
3.Vibrating Clit Enlarger for the gals
4.Vibrating penis pouch for the guys.
5.Electrical stimulation for body warmth for the winter months, plus built in christmas lights that can be used all year round.

And as many frilly things as you want as an option.
ThePurpleProphet

Dec 8 @ 6:11PM  
Yippee!! I mean YIPPEE!! (in a deeper voice).

Can I get a pair before X-mas?
sugarnspice005

Dec 8 @ 6:14PM  
I'm in the process of developing what I call long john panties with all the bells and whistles of ordinary vibrating panties...which include

1. Vibrating Nipple Enlargers
2.Vibrating Butt Plug with built in lube.
3.Vibrating Clit Enlarger for the gals
4.Vibrating penis pouch for the guys.
5.Electrical stimulation for body warmth for the winter months, plus built in christmas lights that can be used all year round.

I hope you haven't forgotten the last fiasco with panties with wiring in them. I think there was something about people getting burns because of the wires shorting out. I hope you're running more thorough tests this time Borty.
RevDocLove

Dec 8 @ 6:16PM  
Surfer type swim suits have built in panties but no frilly or vibrating extras
I cut 'em out before wearing..If I had known, I would have sent them to you!
borty293

Dec 8 @ 6:20PM  
I've tested a smaller version on the cat...she seems to like it.

However I wish she would get off my leg...I gots scratches everywhere...
ThePurpleProphet

Dec 8 @ 6:23PM  
Maybe somebody put cat pheromone on your leg without you knowin about it.
somnium

Dec 8 @ 6:24PM  
Ummmmmm... welllll... ALRIGHTY then!!!

StraddleMyNose

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Dec 8 @ 6:34PM  
Ummmmmm... welllll... ALRIGHTY then!!!
Took the words right out of my mouth.
sugarnspice005

Dec 8 @ 6:42PM  
Ummmmmm... welllll... ALRIGHTY then!!!

1bunny629

Dec 8 @ 7:27PM  
I love when men say "panties"....
whisperingcomet

Dec 8 @ 7:30PM  
PURP....Where the hell have you been?
drcocktail87

Dec 8 @ 7:32PM  
One suggestion borty on the vibrating penis pouch: something along the lines of a launch pad, and a system for eliminating the propulsion fluid harmlessly into space rather then recycling it. It may cut down on the wear and tear of the rocket. I'd definately give a lot of thought to the emission system.
theSkwirl

Dec 8 @ 9:15PM  
They make swim trunks with built in panties.. why not jeans too?

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