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Confession

posted 12/7/2009 12:06:29 PM |

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borty293

As many of you know ..I have been having a secret affair with Tiger Woods.

It all started out innocently washing his balls and realigning his driver, but one thing lead to another and the rest is history.

I feel so ashamed of myself that I'm going back into the closet with my panty collection and play with my putter.

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Wordsofwit

Dec 7 @ 12:12PM

I think most of us already knew.

sugarnspice005

Dec 7 @ 12:23PM

Borty, Borty, Borty......I know you have felt lost since Ewe left...but to play with Tiger....shame on you! Into the closet with you and get to work on those panties.

borty293

Dec 7 @ 12:37PM

Oh my gawd ...the shame of it all..

somnium

Dec 7 @ 1:04PM

Ummmmm... well- okkkkk!

theSkwirl

Dec 7 @ 1:22PM

Who let you out of the closet in the first place? I had that thing locked pretty securely.

DarkKnightWalking

Dec 7 @ 1:47PM

borty293

Dec 7 @ 1:52PM

What I'd like to know is how WOW got that pic of me running down the fairway..

1bunny629

Dec 7 @ 2:01PM

I really didn't think you "swing" that way....Borty?

drcocktail87

Dec 7 @ 3:03PM

Go for the cash borty!

RevDocLove

Dec 7 @ 4:28PM

Hell..You might as well join all of the waitresses who are claiming
they had affairs..
It seems to be some kind of a game now to see which shit
sticks and which slides off

alybai42

Dec 7 @ 7:27PM

I wonder how much he will pay me to keep my mouth shut

sugarnspice005

Dec 7 @ 8:27PM

I know who let him out!

theSkwirl

Dec 7 @ 10:08PM

Borty confessed that the Ewe snuck in and freed him. I'm incensed.. er.. annoyed? ok surprised that she would do such a thing.. ok maybe not.. I might not have locked up after the slapping lady left.

selectusername

Dec 7 @ 11:51PM

That photo can't be Borty because he isn't

wearing a tinfoil hat!!

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