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"Older women are so reasonable"

posted 12/6/2009 4:02:57 PM |
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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, 'HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON ASOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 21-YEAR-OLD GAL

NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR , NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 21-YEAR-OLD GAL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.


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RevDocLove

Dec 6 @ 4:16PM  
What a lady
Really knows how to please her man
whisperingcomet

Dec 6 @ 5:17PM  
you cant buy that kind of wisedom!
sugarnspice005

Dec 6 @ 6:18PM  
1bunny629

Dec 7 @ 2:06AM  
funny...these days, it goes both ways!
frank747

Dec 8 @ 10:21AM  
my dearest posed a math problem to me.
said that i cold get a 22 year old and she would get one as well.
ok not a problem just an observation "22 will go into 60 more times than 60 will go into 22" mmmmmmmmmmmm!

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