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posted 12/3/2009 12:39:18 PM |
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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our
usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me
and said softly," You've got to make love to me
this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still
dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her
and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to
the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was
that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

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Dec 3 @ 12:46PM  
Now, that's not fair...

You could boil two eggs with me....

Classic oldie, love.


Dec 3 @ 12:47PM  
An oldie but still funny!


Dec 3 @ 12:56PM  
You can't make soft-boiled eggs in 20 minutes. They'll explode.

Dec 3 @ 1:01PM  
a classic that's remains funny... or I'm very easily entertained - LOL!

Dec 3 @ 1:10PM  
Sorry Guys, Don't know where I've been. This was the first time I heard this one and I have jokes coming across my e-mail all the time.

Glad you're enjoying it.

Dec 3 @ 2:16PM  
Happy Thursday!

Dec 3 @ 2:39PM  
Holy crap...I swear I almost posted this joke

Dec 3 @ 3:50PM  

Dec 3 @ 7:13PM  
Well... I know one present she wouldn't get from me- an egg timer!


Dec 5 @ 2:04AM was the first time I saw it and I loved it.

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