She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our
usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept
in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me
and said softly," You've got to make love to me
this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still
dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her
and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen
table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to
the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was
that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
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DarkKnightWalking
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Dec 3 @ 12:46PM
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Now, that's not fair...
You could boil two eggs with me.... 
Classic oldie, love. 
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sugarnspice005
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Dec 3 @ 12:47PM
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An oldie but still funny!
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ThePurpleProphet
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Dec 3 @ 12:56PM
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You can't make soft-boiled eggs in 20 minutes. They'll explode.
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Dione
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Dec 3 @ 1:01PM
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a classic that's remains funny... or I'm very easily entertained - LOL!
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BlueEyes708
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Dec 3 @ 1:10PM
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Sorry Guys, Don't know where I've been. This was the first time I heard this one and I have jokes coming across my e-mail all the time.
Glad you're enjoying it.
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theSkwirl
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Dec 3 @ 2:16PM
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Happy Thursday!
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dmbchick420
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Dec 3 @ 2:39PM
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Holy crap...I swear I almost posted this joke  
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rdsingle
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Dec 3 @ 3:50PM
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somnium
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Dec 3 @ 7:13PM
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Well... I know one present she wouldn't get from me- an egg timer!
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KitKat25
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Dec 5 @ 2:04AM
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Well...it was the first time I saw it and I loved it.
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