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posted 12/3/2009 10:22:09 AM |
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  Sunshine79

A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. He gets to the point where he can't stand it anymore.

So he decides to try and have sex with the donkey.
He drops his pants and positions himself under the donkey. But, to his dismay, the donkey walks away.

Only slightly discouraged, the man decides to try again. He walks to where the donkey is standing, positions himself under the donkey, and right before he goes for it, the donkey walks away again. Now the man is getting frustrated.

As he prepares for his third and final try, he sees a vision. A beautiful, naked woman appears out of nowhere. She approaches the stunned man, who until recently, believed that he was the only person for hundreds of miles.

She smiles at him and says, "I would do anything for that bowl of fruit you have."

"Anything?" he says, getting fairly excited.


"Yes, anything." she replies.
































So he says, "Will you hold the donkey?"

........... ............. .............. ............... ............. ..........

Anybody wanna fuck??

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DarkKnightWalking

Dec 3 @ 10:34AM  
hehehehehehe....
suede220

Dec 3 @ 10:34AM  
good joke i will tell it
sugarnspice005

Dec 3 @ 10:38AM  
40DWM

Dec 3 @ 10:47AM  
ewww ewwww ewwwwwwwwww.....That is soooo wrong.


max49

Dec 3 @ 11:21AM  
That poor, sorry SOB.
RevDocLove

Dec 3 @ 12:54PM  
You nasty..I like you
1bunny629

Dec 3 @ 1:22PM  
I saw that comin....but what does the bottomless bowl of fruit hae to do with anything????
ShadowMale

Dec 3 @ 3:16PM  
Ah... bunny really just wants to know why the donkey didn't have a dick.

The bowl of fuit is just reinforcing that his only want and need was sex... although a very misguided sexual drive it was.
hot4you120

Dec 3 @ 5:24PM  
damn sun shine sex with donkeys is wrong on to many levels
Wordsofwit

Dec 3 @ 5:56PM  
Reminds me of the other oldie that has posted on here several times in various incantations. It is about the shipwrecked guy, sheep dog, and sheep marooned on an island and the dog won't let him near the sheep. Another ship sinks and a beautiful woman is rescued by the man. She is grateful and will do anything. He says, "walk the sheep dog." That is the "Readers Digest" of it.
1bunny629

Dec 4 @ 1:36AM  
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Ah... bunny really just wants to know why the donkey didn't have a dick.
...why wouldn't the donkey have a dick???....oh...ha...I remember...the donkey dick is at my house!....ha! ...shit...where the fuck did I put him???
KitKat25

Dec 5 @ 2:11AM  
Yeah...I wanna fuck......but not with a freakin' donkey!

Good one Sunshine!
scotsavant

Dec 5 @ 7:43AM  
Bad, bad, really bad,

No, the joke was great...

I just wanna fuck

bad, bad, really bad.

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