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Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?

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Dec 2 @ 8:58PM  
Now that is a diet I can live with!

Dec 2 @ 9:01PM  
Chocolate is best eaten when its warm and melting. The best way to keep chocolate warm and melting is to find someone to be a chocolate warmer and keep playing with her heat controls.

PS following trails of melted chocolate can be fun and intetresting.

Dec 2 @ 9:07PM  

Dec 3 @ 3:23AM  
Too Bad I Can't Find A Chocolate Playmate. . Would Be All Kinds Of Sticky Fun. .

Dec 3 @ 3:40AM  
cover me in chocolate and leave me in sunshine .... I mean the sunshine

Dec 3 @ 1:11PM  
2-person chocolate party.... wouldn't that be an awesome time! too bad my SO would rather talk about it to strangers than discover how much fun it could be for us...

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