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Hysterical Definitions!!

posted 12/2/2009 2:17:19 PM |
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Read closely, and perhaps slowly, to understand...

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.

2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.

3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.

4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.

5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.

6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.

8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.

10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.

12. PARADOX: Two physicians.

13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.

15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.

16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

17. RELIEF: What trees do in the Spring.

18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.

19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.

20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official.

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Dec 2 @ 2:23PM  
who comes up with this stuff??? Fuck...only if ya vibrate....

Dec 2 @ 2:32PM  
That is funny. I wonder who comes up with these things too and just how much spare time they have on their hands?

Dec 2 @ 2:36PM  

3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.

Is there somewhere I can buy one of those?

10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.

16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

Now that is a good one!!!


Dec 2 @ 2:39PM  

Dec 2 @ 3:03PM  
I haven't seen those and they are thingie for ya!

Dec 2 @ 3:40PM  
why are a bunch of lawyers on top of the Eiffel Tower

greenie for you miss sexy

Dec 2 @ 4:18PM  
Those are good

Dec 2 @ 4:19PM  
It's fun looking up weird stuff like that..Try have all kinds of fun stuff to kill time with

Dec 2 @ 4:23PM  

Hey Bunny, I vibrate.

Dec 2 @ 10:35PM  

been doing that all day

Dec 5 @ 3:10AM  
These were too funny!

Thanks for the laugh Sunshine.

Sending you a greenie.

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