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posted 12/2/2009 8:23:11 AM |
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  dmbchick420

A woman woke up and told her husband about a dream she'd just had. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1000 and the tiny ones for $10."
"What about one my size?" the husband asked.
"Didn't get a bid!" she replied.

Pissed off and wanting revenge, the next morning he told his wife he'd had a dream too, "I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight ones sold for $1000 and the loose ones for $10."
"What about ones like mine?" she asked.
To which he replied "That's where they held the auction."

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RevDocLove

Dec 2 @ 8:47AM  
OUCH!!!!
max49

Dec 2 @ 9:03AM  
Bet it's gonna be a long dry spell for him.
sugarnspice005

Dec 2 @ 9:21AM  
So......how long before the black eye faded?

Nathanial

Dec 2 @ 11:56AM  
lmao...nice one...bout time fair play got put in somewhere...course i dion't really think anybody will know exactly how fair till he comes outta the coma.
Dione

Dec 2 @ 12:00PM  
Did she let him live or put him out of his misery?
NightOfOld

Dec 2 @ 1:11PM  


Don't care what kind of Auction it was, I'd like to be inside one.
shewolf53

Dec 2 @ 2:17PM  
And he thought it was a good idea to say that? Sounds like his mouth was running before the brain kicked into gear to me.
ShadowMale

Dec 2 @ 2:18PM  
I think I dated her.... I put my leg in and she asked if it was in yet.
Sunshine79

Dec 2 @ 2:19PM  
OMG!!!

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