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Age Is A Funny Thing

posted 11/30/2009 3:25:33 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well . . .... You'll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his, DDS, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm ... Or could he?

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1959. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled SOB asked, "What did you teach?"

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max49

Nov 30 @ 3:34PM  
1bunny629

Nov 30 @ 4:01PM  
ouch.....
sugarnspice005

Nov 30 @ 5:07PM  
ouch!
RevDocLove

Nov 30 @ 5:24PM  
As an old guy, I find that fuckin' hilarious
onehornytoad69

Nov 30 @ 6:42PM  
Good One!!!
somnium

Nov 30 @ 7:50PM  
There's a slap in the face for ya!!!

StraddleMyNose

Nov 30 @ 9:18PM  
e you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?"
Yes, I have done this a few times. And what's worse is when that person is about 5-10 years younger than you, and that really plays with your mind.
justme4u

Dec 1 @ 12:45AM  


I am still waiting
tassie1

Dec 1 @ 3:57AM  
ooooo,now thats gotta bite
Dione

Dec 1 @ 6:31AM  
Sometimes the truth hurts—LOL!
flavorbuster

Dec 1 @ 7:12AM  
Yep & age is the one thing that will go up & never come down. Isn't that funny?
KitKat25

Dec 1 @ 7:17PM  
Oh my...I'll bet she switched dentists.

Good one Sunshine!
Loveyoulongtime2

Dec 1 @ 7:42PM  
Good one! I always think people my age look old, but I don't think I look that old.

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