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Words Of Wisdom

posted 11/30/2009 10:37:36 AM |

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Sunshine79

Life can be only understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Trust everybody . . . then cut the cards.

Don't do for others what, given the chance, they wouldn't do for themselves.

Summer must be over. My neighbor just returned my lawn furniture.

If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, then you are all right.

It's good to question authority, but not mine.

Love doesn't really make the world go round, but it makes the ride worthwhile.

Age is just a number and mine is unlisted.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

The first Ten Commandments are the hardest.

A retired husband is a wife's full time job.

Heredity is something parents comfortably believe in, if they have a bright child.

Only one shopping day left until tomorrow!

Happiness is the place between too little and too much.

Circular arguments often make the rounds.

Even at a Mensa convention, someone is the dumbest person in the room.

When in doubt. . . mumble.

Money can't buy everything . .but then again, neither can no money.

Anybody wanna fuck?

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sugarnspice005

Nov 30 @ 10:44AM

Love doesn't really make the world go round, but it makes the ride worthwhile.

Yes it does.

Summer must be over. My neighbor just returned my lawn furniture.

fordman09

Nov 30 @ 10:53AM

As always, ho hum, YES DAMN IT, I WANT TO FUCK!

flavorbuster

Nov 30 @ 11:09AM

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dmbchick420

Nov 30 @ 11:12AM

Age is just a number and mine is unlisted.

I like that one

As always, ho hum,

Kinda how I feel about HIS blogs

ynot7769

Nov 30 @ 11:24AM

Love doesn't really make the world go round, but it makes the ride worthwhile.

1bunny629

Nov 30 @ 2:20PM

...
A retired husband is a wife's full time job.
....I watched this happen to my Mom!....it wasn't pretty.

1bunny629

Nov 30 @ 2:23PM

^^^^^^^Hey!^^^^^^^^ The guy above you wants to know what to do with 8 inches....Ya think at his age he would already know by now.....

dmbchick420

Nov 30 @ 2:55PM

How does a guy know how big his weiner is? Do they get a ruler out when it's hard and measure it?

1bunny629

Nov 30 @ 4:24PM

That's my job DMB....I am The Weiner Measurer....

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