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How to Catch an Elephant

posted 11/30/2009 9:45:34 AM |
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How to catch an elephant: First you will need a shovel, some ashes, and a bag of frozen peas. You start by digging a huge pit, one big enough to hold an elephant. Next, fill the pit full of the ashes that you brought along. Finally, take the frozen peas and place them all along the edge of the pit.

Now, when an elephant comes along and bends down to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole!

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