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Truths About Life....... posted 11/28/2009 1:37:17 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: fuck, funny, sunshine   Sunshine79 Learned by young children............ 1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3. If your sister hits you, don't hit back. They always catch the second person. 4. Never ask your 3 year-old brother to hold a tomato. 5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. 7. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 8. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a breath mint. 9. Never hold a vacuum and a cat at the same time. 10. School lunches stick to the wall. 11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 12. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts - no matter how cute the underwear is. .......... .......... ........... ........... ............. ......... ...... Anybody wanna fuck? Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Taisen	Nov 28 @ 1:42PM
	Read them out loud to hubby and my 9 yr old son laughed hard. Guess I should have waited rofl. I might have given him an idea. Oh shit. LOL.
1bunny629	Nov 28 @ 2:12PM
	When a man spills something in his lap and you are his server, don't offer to help wipe it up....especially if his wife is with him....
ynot7769	Nov 28 @ 2:24PM
	When a man spills something in his lap and you are his server, don't offer to help wipe it up....especially if his wife is with him. don't go over well Murph?
1bunny629	Nov 28 @ 2:29PM
	Didn't do it..... ...I sure did think about it though.... ...maybe if I had just acted a little more sterele, I could of gotten away with it.... ....ahhh,,,wtf....it never would have worked....
ksk72	Nov 28 @ 2:40PM
	I had a cat that liked to be vacuumed. Yes an my man has been surfing porn so I should get some soon
sugarnspice005	Nov 28 @ 7:57PM
	5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food. Sure you can. They will watch it as long as you're there. Once you're out of sight...then so is the food. Believe me, I know. Got 5 dogs here that will prove that over and over. 9. Never hold a vacuum and a cat at the same time.
KitKat25	Nov 28 @ 11:10PM
	3. If your sister hits you, don't hit back. They always catch the second person. Yep...this is so true. My brother would always walk away scot free after hitting me...not me. That's probably why I paid him back ten-fold when we were teenagers. Karma sucks big time!