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posted 11/26/2009 3:45:18 PM |
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There was an asshole that snuck into fair Pervia. He slunk around in dark shadows, always hiding from the light slinging shit at all the residents there. Horrendous farts came boiling forth from his well fucked ass. Pervia became uninhabitable.

The fair Pervians that loved to fuck, have fun and frolic in the light soon hid away in their homes for the stench of this asshole was so great it permeated all of the land. After a week of this shitstorm attack the horny Pervians grew tired of hiding to avoid these horrible odors and called out for help. The Thunder crashed and the skies cracked open, the clouds parted and there appeared on the horizon a mighty warrior. Cloned in the image of the smelly asshole, but bathed in light and the clean scent of the fairwinds. He knew all the secrets of the Troll_Patrol and knew that in sharing them with the fair peoples of Pervia, that then and only then would the evil stench be washed away and would Pervia once again be a fun place of fucking and frolic.................................the best is yet to come!!

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Nov 26 @ 3:50PM  
*strolls thru....leaves weapons of troll destruction on the table n a kudo n walks out *

Nov 26 @ 3:52PM  
But, Troll Patrol is my HEEEEEEEro... Cuz I'm dumb as a damned post hole.. I'm not even smart enough to be the post.

Just think, if all the people who are offended by the behavior left this site... the freaks would be stuck talking to themselves... not that they aren't already doing so.. it would just be slightly more obvious.

(now my real answer, what say we have a TP party and have TP bronzed?

Nov 26 @ 3:55PM  
bronzed?? how bout gold ? platnum??

course we could take the original one and just dip it in shit ...........head first....just sayin......

Nov 26 @ 3:55PM  
Oh, but when all comes out, and it will be feeling almost sorry for the poor little pathetic's such a sad, sad story!!!!!

Nov 26 @ 3:58PM  
This one is too funny!

Wonder who it really is?!?!? Who cares! I'm ready to breathe fresh air again!!!

TP2 might just be the real hero!!

Nov 26 @ 4:00PM  
Sits back...crosses legs....lights up an imaginary smoke...and waits for further developments....

Nov 26 @ 4:01PM  
OH!! This is just too good!!
*pass the popcorn B! This is gonna get good!*

Nov 26 @ 4:03PM  
This is getting too good.

course we could take the original one and just dip it in shit ...........head first

Now that's crappy good idea.

Nov 26 @ 4:06PM  
lights up an imaginary smoke

Stupendous Softie!!!!!!!

Good for YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey LBS... pass the popcorn!!!

Nov 26 @ 4:15PM  
hey!!! I Want some imaginary smokes!!!!

Nov 26 @ 4:20PM  
Someone had to write that for him. I'm not buying the "UNSTABLE ONE" being the author, but at least he's allowing us to post. I didn't think he had the balls.......

Nov 26 @ 4:30PM  
Someone had to write that for him. I'm not buying the "UNSTABLE ONE" being the author, but at least he's allowing us to post. I didn't think he had the balls.......

Pardon my misread . It would appear we have someone literate on site now providing a forum/blog to counter the "UNSTABLE ONE".

Nov 26 @ 4:56PM  
Here ya go PTN..........Hey B, is that a fresh pot of coffee I smell??? Anybody want some of these junior mints??? Looks like we've got a good show and plenty of refreshments for the afternoon!!!

Nov 26 @ 5:36PM  
Hey I'm goin to the store any requests?

Nov 26 @ 5:39PM  
Yes, please don't rob

Nov 26 @ 5:40PM  
Bravo, I say....BRAVO!!!! *Thunderous Applause*


Nov 26 @ 6:04PM  
TP bronzed?

I don't think I wanna be wipin' my nether regions with bronze TP

Nov 26 @ 7:51PM  
Yes, please don't rob

That was pretty funny!!

Nov 26 @ 9:37PM  
Yes, please don't rob

how bout i just bitch slap you robbery right???

Nov 27 @ 9:36AM  
Now, Now wingnut...back to your cell, yard time is up.

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