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Little Johnny Is A Smartass!

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The teacher said,"Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said
'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny, a bright Navajo
Indian boy who had his hand up. "'Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

Very good!"

Who said, "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall
not perish from the Earth?"

Again, no response except from Little Johnny,"Abraham Lincoln,1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed,
Little Johnny knows more about history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Indians."

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Little Johnny put his hand up, "General Custer, 1876 .."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now who said that!?"

Again, Little Johnny says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Little Johnny jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you
say anything else, I'll kill you."

Little Johnny frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael
Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004."

The teacher fainted.

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
"Oh shit, We're screwed!"

Little Johnny said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008."

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ynot7769

Nov 26 @ 3:40PM  
thought we were already screwed here.......
KitKat25

Nov 26 @ 5:57PM  
Good one Sunshine.

Happy Turkey Day!
RevDocLove

Nov 26 @ 6:00PM  
Kick ass!!!
scotsavant

Nov 26 @ 7:31PM  
Yes, Thanks for asking
sugarnspice005

Nov 26 @ 10:10PM  
justme4u

Nov 26 @ 11:06PM  

Shall we
ShadowMale

Nov 26 @ 11:17PM  
That Johnny is one smart kid...

And yes.... multiple times... for hours and hours!
tassie1

Nov 27 @ 6:11AM  
funny lil fucker that johnny
kudo's kiddo .

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