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reading craigslist > personals > missed connections

At Wegmans. Your nose was bleeding. – m4w – 37 (Reading)
Reply to: {email address removed}
Date: 2009-11-04, 11:35PM EDT

You are a stunning blond, about 4'2? with a large forehead and receding hairline.

You wore a white baseball cap that said “Thug Life” on it in plastic diamonds, a BINGO 4 LIFE t-shirt and black pleather pants.

Your nose was bleeding and there was the cutest little bit of coke dusted on your upper lip.

You yelled “You ain’t got no pancake mix!” to the girl at the checkout, threw some candy bars at her and stormed out.

You looked like an angel.

Please…if you by some miracle of God read this message…please contact me. I’ve got all the pancake mix you need.

Location: Reading

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ynot7769

Nov 25 @ 3:46PM  
umm so Craig's list has humor ?
dmbchick420

Nov 25 @ 4:04PM  
ThePurpleProphet

Nov 25 @ 4:06PM  
That's funny but I can't get myself to try craigslist.
ksk72

Nov 25 @ 4:31PM  
CL is so much fun



I better get some between all this holiday prep
1bunny629

Nov 25 @ 4:56PM  
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sugarnspice005

Nov 25 @ 7:15PM  
awwwwwwwwwwww.....he's in luv!! Isn't that so sweet?


KitKat25

Nov 26 @ 12:25AM  
Yep...you gotta love CL.

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