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posted 11/25/2009 7:25:34 AM |
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As many of you know, last year I was able to secure a grant for my singing frogs. We performed at bus stops and even got some tips.

I made the frogs little tinfoil hats and bright red frilly panties. We called ourselves The Pond Croakers, and almost got a record contract, but that fell through, because it was time for their winter mud, oh well, maybe next spring.

We sang original songs like...Just Because I Croaked Doesn't Mean I'm Gone, Your Warts Are A Many Splended Thing, The Joint Is A Jumping, and my all time favorite...Hey You Get Off My Lily Pad...inspired by The Rolling Stones.

Thankyou for allowing me into your kitchen...Professor Pan.T. Borty.

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Nov 25 @ 7:49AM  
If you use double thickness on the hats, it really improves

reception of the alien radio transmissions!

Nov 25 @ 7:53AM  
Thanks for the advice Select....I've been using real rabbit ears and just get alot of static...

Nov 25 @ 8:52AM  
Lizards want to sing too!

Nov 25 @ 9:11AM  
Jeepers ..Sunshine ....I thought they were just into dancing ...thats great news ...we could tour together...

Nov 25 @ 9:16AM  
You need to bring the frogs to Nashville borty. Seems like anyone can get a singing contract here.

Nov 25 @ 9:33AM  
The ratings for the Geico Gecko just went in the crapper.


Nov 25 @ 10:06AM  
Man, I wish I could sing.....Because....I sure do Need a Job!!!


Nov 25 @ 11:39AM  

I just got an angry letter from
These guys....

They're threatening lawsuits....

Nov 25 @ 4:28PM  
Lizards want to sing too!
or atleast dance to the singing lizards dance all the time

Nov 25 @ 5:50PM  
Is there a video? I wanna see the frogs in their little outfits singing.

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