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posted 11/24/2009 9:46:36 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

Yes, my little "tantrum" from earlier is done. Now it's back to what Pervia is all about....FUN

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an advertisement in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other one a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay one, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house rather than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hour's every day and knew a lot about ranching.



For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, “You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.”

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o’clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. “Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said...

Trembling, he did as she directed. “Now take off my boots.”

He did as she asked, ever so slowly. “Now take off my socks.”

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. “Now take off my skirt.”

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

“Now take off my bra.”

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, “If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.

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Taisen

Nov 24 @ 9:52PM  


Thankyou ! Wow that was funny as shit and I needed that laugh. Good one hun !
ynot7769

Nov 24 @ 10:03PM  
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, “If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.

omg the troll stole your clothes????? a cross dressin troll?? who'da thunk !?!?!?
MsHelle

Nov 24 @ 10:41PM  
Well my little crossdresser couldn't wear my clothes but he could wear my shoes, so a greenie for Sugar!!
lkg4action

Nov 25 @ 2:00AM  
Thats a good one! I needed a laugh tonight thanks!
StraddleMyNose

Nov 25 @ 6:37AM  
That was pretty funny!
RevDocLove

Nov 25 @ 8:55AM  
ROTFLMMAO
max49

Nov 25 @ 8:56AM  
KitKat25

Nov 26 @ 12:51AM  
Very funny Sugar!

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