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posted 11/24/2009 3:46:23 PM |
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This isn't like my lie I had confessed of telling. This is different.

I have been holding onto a secret about myself and I think it's time to come clean.

I'm an alien.

An alien from outerspace.

I'm a Funconian and I'm from a planet called Func. I'm sure most of you are alarmed to hear this. Most of you believe me to be a normal human being. Welp, it's not true. I am not normal and I am not a human being.

Funconian appear to be sticks of various sizes but we have learned to transform our bodies into your human form.

If anyone has any questions about Funconians and our life on Func please fell free to ask.

I can also take any personal questions at this time.

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Nov 24 @ 3:53PM  
That's ok..As long as your back is dry
I used to visit Func when I was trippin'..Cool place, lots of colors

Nov 24 @ 3:54PM  
Geezzz man- ya just ruined it! That was supposed to be a secret- wellllll... thar goes my secret vacation spot!!!


Nov 24 @ 3:55PM  
Did you notice we have the best shades of purple in universe?

Nov 24 @ 4:06PM  
I'm gonna book me a flight.

Nov 24 @ 4:06PM  
Okay since ThePurpleProphet has come clean about being an alien I have to admit I am as well. I come from the next planet over and we are called Fuckonians. The planet Fuck is alot like the planet Func except we have more mountains there where Func grows. If you ever want to know what the Fuck then I am open for questions as well. Of course I may not be able to answer all questions without having a...well never mind. Just ask.

Nov 24 @ 4:44PM  
Do you have panties on the planet Func?

Nov 24 @ 5:02PM  
Dear Funconian...

How do "sticks" mate?

(No, I am not going to ask how Fuckonians.... )

(AWEsome idea Borty, whole new market....but good luck on keepin em from sliding off the sticks....maybe velcro... )

Nov 24 @ 5:40PM  
So, you got yourself one of Borty's aluminum hats, didn't you?

Nov 24 @ 6:03PM  
So, how do I tell the difference between a funconian and a fuckonian? Just curious...

Nov 24 @ 6:15PM  
Do you have panties on the planet Func?
borty <<<<... always looking for an opportunity to make a sale!!!


Nov 24 @ 8:04PM  
AWEsome idea Borty, whole new market....but good luck on keepin em from sliding off the sticks....maybe velcro.
Being from the planet Aurora, I know elastic is better than velcro on sticks... the velcro causes splinters which takes all of the fun out of wearing Borty's panties and aluminum hats. Although velcro will be welcome on the planet Vulcan... ya know they need something to hold their pointed ears from blowing around in gale force winds.

I can't wait to visit Func and see all of the glorious purples on display there... will you be my guide? AMD doesn't discriminate so most alien life forms are welcome here... so you should feel right at home!

Nov 25 @ 6:44AM  
Do they have freaky chicks where you're from?

Nov 25 @ 7:12AM  
So, how do I tell the difference between a funconian and a fuckonian? Just curious..

I believe the Funconians put the "Fun" in "Fuc".

Not that I have been around or anything, but I do know a few aliens. One of them speaks only in buzzing noises,. He has been able to determine that several of my vibrators were really alien children which had been kidnapped from his planet. We did the right thing and returned them to their home planet.

He refers to me as his Slave Humanoid and Intergalactic Thrillseeker. He seems to always looking for S.H.I.T.....

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