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I have to admit something

posted 11/24/2009 3:46:23 PM |

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ThePurpleProphet

This isn't like my lie I had confessed of telling. This is different.

I have been holding onto a secret about myself and I think it's time to come clean.

I'm an alien.

An alien from outerspace.

I'm a Funconian and I'm from a planet called Func. I'm sure most of you are alarmed to hear this. Most of you believe me to be a normal human being. Welp, it's not true. I am not normal and I am not a human being.

Funconian appear to be sticks of various sizes but we have learned to transform our bodies into your human form.

If anyone has any questions about Funconians and our life on Func please fell free to ask.

I can also take any personal questions at this time.

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RevDocLove

Nov 24 @ 3:53PM

That's ok..As long as your back is dry
I used to visit Func when I was trippin'..Cool place, lots of colors

somnium

Nov 24 @ 3:54PM

Geezzz man- ya just ruined it! That was supposed to be a secret- wellllll... thar goes my secret vacation spot!!!

ThePurpleProphet

Nov 24 @ 3:55PM

Did you notice we have the best shades of purple in universe?

sugarnspice005

Nov 24 @ 4:06PM

I'm gonna book me a flight.

max49

Nov 24 @ 4:06PM

Okay since ThePurpleProphet has come clean about being an alien I have to admit I am as well. I come from the next planet over and we are called Fuckonians. The planet Fuck is alot like the planet Func except we have more mountains there where Func grows. If you ever want to know what the Fuck then I am open for questions as well. Of course I may not be able to answer all questions without having a...well never mind. Just ask.

borty293

Nov 24 @ 4:44PM

Do you have panties on the planet Func?

DarkKnightWalking

Nov 24 @ 5:02PM

Dear Funconian...

How do "sticks" mate?

(No, I am not going to ask how Fuckonians.... )

(AWEsome idea Borty, whole new market....but good luck on keepin em from sliding off the sticks....maybe velcro... )

Looking4ever

Nov 24 @ 5:40PM

So, you got yourself one of Borty's aluminum hats, didn't you?

KitKat25

Nov 24 @ 6:03PM

So, how do I tell the difference between a funconian and a fuckonian? Just curious...

somnium

Nov 24 @ 6:15PM

Do you have panties on the planet Func?
borty <<<<... always looking for an opportunity to make a sale!!!

Dione

Nov 24 @ 8:04PM

AWEsome idea Borty, whole new market....but good luck on keepin em from sliding off the sticks....maybe velcro.
Being from the planet Aurora, I know elastic is better than velcro on sticks... the velcro causes splinters which takes all of the fun out of wearing Borty's panties and aluminum hats. Although velcro will be welcome on the planet Vulcan... ya know they need something to hold their pointed ears from blowing around in gale force winds.

I can't wait to visit Func and see all of the glorious purples on display there... will you be my guide? AMD doesn't discriminate so most alien life forms are welcome here... so you should feel right at home!

StraddleMyNose

Nov 25 @ 6:44AM

Do they have freaky chicks where you're from?

aftershox

Nov 25 @ 7:12AM

So, how do I tell the difference between a funconian and a fuckonian? Just curious..

I believe the Funconians put the "Fun" in "Fuc".

Not that I have been around or anything, but I do know a few aliens. One of them speaks only in buzzing noises,. He has been able to determine that several of my vibrators were really alien children which had been kidnapped from his planet. We did the right thing and returned them to their home planet.

He refers to me as his Slave Humanoid and Intergalactic Thrillseeker. He seems to always looking for S.H.I.T.....

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